Every time we watch a Disney movie, we think how it could not have been made any better. We like them just the way they are made. The movies are pure fantasies, and so beautifully made. These fantasies make you forget about your boring and mundane life. It makes you dwell on your fantasies on how your life could have been different had you been born to a king and queen. It would have been magical! It is hard to stick to these dreams though because they are merely fairy tales. They are farthest from reality. But have you ever imagined how these characters in movies would be like if they were centred around reality?
For those of you who did imagine this, today your vision will come into reality. A very talented artist, Santiago Esparza, a.k.a. Sanesparza, envisioned how Disney characters would look if they were based on real life. He turned his vision into a series of comics that shows the popular Disney characters from our childhood in a realistic manner. So, let’s dive into the beautiful art and see what it has to offer;
1. No one can ever eat noodles neatly, especially not dogs.
This is something I was always confused about while watching Lady and the Tramp. These two dogs ate spaghetti so neatly, even I have never been that disciplined. On top of it, the mouths do not get dirty with all the sauce either. There has to be at least one stain.
2. Women are done with lame pick-up lines!
Here it is, that typical pick-up line every guy uses when they are trying to flirt. Guys do not have any original thing to say and the prince from The Sleeping Beauty is no different. I am sure that in reality, every princess would get annoyed.
3. Justice must prevail!
Looking back on the movie Snow White, you realize it was pretty racist. And the fact is that the creators of the movie openly showed its racist attitudes. Now if we observe it closely, it does depend on one’s preference, indeed.
4. Going too fast!
That is exactly how it would go in real life. There is no way you can marry someone three days after you meet them. It takes time to get to know someone well enough to even like them. While The Little Mermaid showed how quickly these two fell in love, we all know this is not how real life works.
5. You cannot come back from life!
Beauty and the beast pushed the limits of the universe’s nature when they brought the beast back to life after he had died. You cannot just come back from reality. Especially when you transform into a human. How does that even happen?
6. There are no razors in the forest!
Surprisingly, this is something I never thought about before. He lived in a forest, of course, he did not have any tools to shave and groom himself. How come he had no hair on his face and was as neat as one can be?
7. A smarter plan!
I swear, if I had a penny for every time stupid decision that was made in a film, I would be filthy rich. Apparently, the creators of Aladdin were not smart enough. Or maybe they were in those times as it did manage to capture a lot of attention!
8. Frozen!
That crack was inevitable! Even ice breaks if you slice it with a sword, especially if the ice already is sectioned in between. Imagine the pain frozen anna must be in.
9. Call the police!
Lilo’s mother did not know how to supervise her kid properly. There is no way I would ever let any kid go near such a disaster.
10. Pinocchio becomes animated!
If I saw any of my toys moving and all alive, I would be freaked as hell! But this old guy is not scared of anything. I think it is normal for him to see talking toys?
11. Messed up mentality!
12. They were smoking something fishy!
Now that I have watched this movie at an older age, I am suspecting that they were smoking pot. There is no way it was plain smoke. Also, isn’t Alice too young to smoke?
13. Struggles of the servant
Poor servants have to clean up any mess that is thrown at them!
14. Alice in a regular rabbit hole!
If only our life was as enchanted as Alice’s. In real life, we just have to deal with dirty rabbit holes.
15. Lady and the tramp.
16. Tangled
It should not have taken that long for him to figure out that Rupenzal is the lost princess.
17. Cinderella and her shoe!
This is the most ridiculous thing about Cinderella. There is no way that the shoe only fit Cinderella’s feet. So many people have the same foot size. The makers of this movie lacked common knowledge perhaps.
18 Wake up, Pinocchio!
Yes, because that is such a normal thing to say to a puppet.
19. The Hunhback’s doom
People get saved in movies in mysterious ways. If I was falling from that height, I would have lost all hope. Any person who was trying to save him would have fallen along as well.
20. Dilemma of the Dalmations
That woman spoke the truth! That would have been the fair and decent thing to do.
21.The Nightmare Before Christmas
It is so annoying when characters ask questions with such obvious answers.
22. R.I.P frog!
Disney pushed their luck here! Who on earth kisses a frog? I would not even wait for a frog to start talking and get him out of my house.
23.The Emperor’s New Groove
24. Wreck-it Ralph
25. Crime is a crime!
Whether you steal if from someone poor or rich, crime is a crime. It is debatable though how rich people also exploit the lower classes to earn money, which makes them thieves. It is a long debate!
26. Plan A to keep Aurora safe!
27. And that is how Hercules should have ended!
I do not understand what is Disney’s obsession with giving the common man the power of a superhuman being.
When you are too in sync with reality, it is hard to take these fantasy movies seriously. You imagine hundred other directions that the story plot could have taken. Whenever a character makes a stupid decision and ruins everything else too, you wonder how their lives could have been if they had just put more thought into their decisions.
For me, cinderella’s recreation was the most hilarious. There is no way only Cinderella’s feet fit those shoes. Which recreation did you find most hilarious? Let us know in the comments!
