60 Hilarious Dog Bios That Will Remind You Of Somebody You Know

Dogs are man’s best friend, and for good reason too. They’re loyal, loving, and intelligent creatures who offer companioniship for their entire life. What more could you want? Well, apparently, some people still sort of crave human interaction but without wanting to interact with other actual humans. The solution? Turn their dogs into people. In this article, dog owners and dog fanatics alike turned their adorable little puppies into very typical versions of people you might know in real life!

Whether to do with the quarantine or just general asocial behaviour, dog owners morphed their puppies into people like Darlene, the nice old lady down the street who lost her husband in the war and writes very specific dolalrs worth of checks and makes sure you chew your food thoroughly. Or maybe Brad, the Monster drinking, Call of Duty gamer who has his own strain of very specific weed that’s totally better than all the other strains for some unknown reason. You know, that kind of Brad.

Inspired from Cheezburger!

#1 Darlene

#2 Erik

#3 Trevor

#4 Gage

#5 Sharon

#6 Debbie

#7 Brock

#8 Darryl

#9 Eric

#10 Brooke

Brooke’s the kind of bubbly, over the top, dramatic girl you come across who flirts with everyone and has her life set out perfectly. With her nice house, nice family, and pretty clothes, she’s got good things coming her way. Most of them pink. I know a few people like Brooke and it’s actually surprising how accurate they are.

#11 Barbara

#12 Sharon

#13 Valerie

#14 Greg

#15 Hank

#16 Keri

#17 Beth

#18 Samantha

#19 Broderick

Broderick is the kind of guy who thinks he’s more important than he actually is. Tries showing off his wealth and has an air of shallow superiority around him for no reason. I wonder if it has anything to do with his hipster glasses or the fact that he’s musically inclined. Self care is not dating anyone from a band except maybe the pianist, and never the drummer.

#20 Liz

#21 Gerrard

#22 Michelle

#23 Curtis

#24 Alan

#25 Dwayne

#26 Betty

#27 Chelsea

#28 Joe

#29 Jonathan

#30 Rick

Ricik here is a conservative who works hard and keeps to himself, while not a fan of Donald Trump, he dislikes the current system even more and enjoys the wrench in the works that is Donald Trump. With copious amounts of smoke in his chest, he goes into fits of coughs here and there when he accidentally breathes in a single speck of dust that throws his lungs into overdrive.

#31 Charlie

#32 Amy

#33 Mark

#34 Carol

#35 Bonnie

#36 Rob

#37 Alice

#38 Patty

#39 Deb

#40 Nancy

#41 Chad

#42 Luke

#43 Lexi

#44 Linda

#45 Sheila

#46 Brooke

#47 Miriam

#48 Chad

#49 Liz

#50 Dolores

#51 Slade

#52 Colby

#53 Leah

#54 Dylan

#55 Ted

#56 Nugget Lou

#57 Rachel

#58 Paige

#59 Tess

#60 Simone

Barb

Phil

Sheryl

What about you? do you have a dog that’s kinda like a human being or a human being that’s kind of like a dog? Tell us about it in the comments, we’d love to hear from you!