Thoughts of dogs is a wonderful Twitter account which tweets about some of the most common things dogs think of every day. Below, we have compiled some of their best tweets for you.<\/p>\n
Check them out!<\/p>\n
Can’t believe my luck.<\/h2>\n\n\n![\"\"](\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg)
<\/figure>\n\n\nPuppy dog eyes: ON.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t let the feelings distract you.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt is what it is.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNot every hooman is like your hooman.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPay heed.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nPuppy dog eyes: ON.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t let the feelings distract you.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt is what it is.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNot every hooman is like your hooman.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPay heed.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t let the feelings distract you.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt is what it is.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNot every hooman is like your hooman.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPay heed.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nIt is what it is.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNot every hooman is like your hooman.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPay heed.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nNot every hooman is like your hooman.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPay heed.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nPay heed.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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<\/figure>\n\n\nUltimate support.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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<\/figure>\n\n\nFinally!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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<\/figure>\n\n\nLife is good.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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<\/figure>\n\n\nI’m fabulous.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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<\/figure>\n\n\nYes please.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\nPlot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCan you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nAs you can see, dogs think way too much for things as simple as chewing on a stick, or playing with their hooman. I think it’s all of this thinking that makes them who are they\u2014silly and cute.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Can you relate to these thoughts? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dogs love us humans with all their heart and there’s no doubt about it. They are innocent little creatures who don’t ask for much. They just need our full attention 24\/7, countless cuddles, and lots of snacks. That’s pretty much all they require from us in return for their undying love and support. Now, a […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14229,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276,38],"tags":[101,110,1115,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/funny-dog-thoughts-2.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Plot twist.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nI am in charge.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nDon’t look at me, you did it.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nIt will do.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nJust a coincident.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nEnjoy the little moments.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s the only way.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nIf I can get waffles, you can get anything.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nZero regrets.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, they can’t leave.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nQuality snack.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/thoughts-of-dogs-occasionally-the-fridge-will-provide-crunch-water.png\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nSimple.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nBig plans.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/thoughts-of-dogs-tonight-is-a-very-big-night.png\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s honestly the best way.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nThey are toast without me.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nIt’s crazy how they fall for it.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nBest surprises.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nYou never know.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nStruggles of life.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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