{"id":110678,"date":"2021-10-26T05:15:15","date_gmt":"2021-10-26T05:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=110678"},"modified":"2021-10-26T05:15:17","modified_gmt":"2021-10-26T05:15:17","slug":"funny-tweets-about-parenting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/funny-tweets-about-parenting\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Tweets About Parenting That Show What Life Is Like With A Toddler"},"content":{"rendered":"

Parenting is definitely not easy.<\/h2>\n

Having the whole responsibility of bringing up a child is a lot. You are responsible for the actions and morals of a tiny human that will grow up and reflect your teachings to other people. You will have to spend countless of nights awake because your baby is crying and just refuses to sleep. They can not sleep yet so you just have to guess what is wrong with them. It is a tiring full-time job and you have no choice but to be present and take up the responsibility. You can not run away from it.
\nHowever, toddlers are different from little babies. Babies are harmless. However, toddlers these days are famously known as menaces. They are the core of destruction everywhere. They are loud, brutally honest and very trouble making. But it is not that bad with toddlers. Sometimes life can be fun having a mini-you around trying to over-smart you. If you do not believe that toddlers can be fun, scroll down below to see 20 tweets about parenting that show what life is like with a toddler:<\/p>\n

1. The coolest kid.<\/h2>\n

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PronouncedKAYLA<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

2. Cute title.<\/h2>\n

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BunAndLeggings<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

3. It’s not wrong though.<\/h2>\n

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pro_worrier_<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

4. That’s smart.<\/h2>\n

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attackerman<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

5. Soon.<\/h2>\n

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mcnees<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

6. True that.<\/h2>\n

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notmythirdrodeo<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

7. Outsmarted a toddler.<\/h2>\n

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BunAndLeggings<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

8. Never panic or else…<\/h2>\n

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thedad<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

9. This kid is a ceo.<\/h2>\n

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bckieffer<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

I think it is safe to say some of these toddlers are smarter than I am. Where do they come up with these ideas? Where do they get all this energy from? Toddlers really are something else but they are super fun to have around, especially if your toddler is a little intelligent. They are not menaces, they are actually pretty fun and lovable. We still have more tweets to show you as we are only halfway through. Scroll down below to read the rest:<\/p>\n

10. Aren’t we all.<\/h2>\n

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XplodingUnicorn<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

11. There’s your privacy.<\/h2>\n

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snarkymomtobe<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

12. Her onion spotting senses are too strong.<\/h2>\n

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mom_tho<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

13. That’s funny.<\/h2>\n

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iinkedZombie<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

14. Every toddler ever.<\/h2>\n

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HenpeckedHal<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

15. Chocolate milkshake is top-tier.<\/h2>\n

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daddydoubts<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

16. Why kid? Why?<\/h2>\n

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RodLacroix<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

17. 10\/10.<\/h2>\n

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XplodingUnicorn<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

18. That’s cute.<\/h2>\n

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Lhlodder<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

19. We all want this energy.<\/h2>\n

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thearibradford<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

20. Very smartly played.<\/h2>\n

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XplodingUnicorn<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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Do you have a toddler? What is life like with them? Share your stories with us in the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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