{"id":13732,"date":"2020-05-28T13:17:13","date_gmt":"2020-05-28T13:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=13732"},"modified":"2020-05-28T14:34:27","modified_gmt":"2020-05-28T14:34:27","slug":"hilarious-amazon-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/hilarious-amazon-reviews\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Ever That Made Shopping Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not everyone leaves a review on Amazon.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Or any other website they buy their stuff from. And that is understandable. Most people will only review a product if it is several lacking or as somehow made them angry. However, that does not apply to these people. Since they decided to spread a little joy by their hilarious amazon reviews.<\/p>\n

Whether it was intentional or not is up to you to decide. From people who ordered a bed thinking it was an ice-cream sandwich while drunk to someone losing their trimmer down the toilet. We are in for a wild ride so scroll on below and take a look.<\/p>\n

#1 Whatever it may be, 5 stars it is!<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#2 You are a full-grown adult and you can whatever you want dammit!<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#3 This guy has 8 stitches to prove how sharp this knife really is. It cuts flesh like butter.<\/h2>\n
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#4 Id’ love to live long enough to be able to see that.<\/h2>\n
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#5 I’d love to see that actually.<\/h2>\n
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#6 If you look at it sideways and squint, it does look like an ice-cream sandwich.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#7 Now, I really want some ramen and perhaps some milk just to be sure.<\/h2>\n
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#8 I don’t even want to think about this one.<\/h2>\n
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#9 Anyone would want to use the loo after looking at that face.<\/h2>\n
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#10 Every parent needs this to stop kids from freezing themselves in the fridge.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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This is one of those devices that everyone with a kid needs. I have no idea why but kids love to make a mess, especially in the fridge. And they also love to get in the fridge and close it behind them just so they can give their parents a heart attack.<\/p>\n

#11 Glad you found someone perfect for you.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#12 As long as he feels beautiful.<\/h2>\n

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#13 This short poem brought tears to my eyes by how beautiful it was.<\/h2>\n
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Via ofinconsequence<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#14 You know what? As long as he likes it I am not even gonna question it.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#15 I could say the same about my air-conditioner.<\/h2>\n
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#16 Vt seews das bard es awazeg.<\/h2>\n
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#17 I never knew I needed this is my life.<\/h2>\n
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#18 This is honestly adorable.<\/h2>\n

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#19 I can only imagine.<\/h2>\n
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#20 In hindsight she should have known not to buy a GIRL a toy made for BOYS.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#21 So whether you want to buy this or not is up to you.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

According to many comments in the section, people claim that this guy has won the Internet. Now I don’t know about that but I have to admit, it is a pretty creative review. I just hope their marriage works out. Maybe he needs to buy another printer that is on his side.<\/p>\n

#22 Why would anyone want to review a coffin?<\/h2>\n
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#23 That got pretty graphic quite fast.<\/h2>\n
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#24 I usually love wearing turtlenecks but nobody likes to suffocated.<\/h2>\n

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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

#25 You could also get a hat to stop your hair from getting all messed up during the ride.<\/h2>\n
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Via amazon<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Did any of these reviews make you want to buy the things mentioned? If so which one? Comment down below and let us know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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