{"id":158880,"date":"2022-03-22T11:55:36","date_gmt":"2022-03-22T11:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=158880"},"modified":"2022-03-22T12:14:54","modified_gmt":"2022-03-22T12:14:54","slug":"dumbest-childhood-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/dumbest-childhood-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Times Parents Shared The Dumbest Childhood Moments Of Their Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kids think they are the smartest but they are not. They do some of the dumbest things that make their parents laugh.<\/h2>\n

Every married couple wishes to have a kid or two. Being a parent is not as easy as it sounds. Pregnancy, delivery, going through post-traumatic stress disorder, changing nappies, sleepless nights and what not. It takes a lot to become a parent. You get happy, when your kids finally start growing up but hold on, the difficult part has just started. Your kid is going to give you a hard time. They will start crying for someone looking at them and even if no one is making them cry, they will bite their own arm and start crying. That\u2019s how kids are. Get ready for all the fun and the dumbest moments your kids are going to create.<\/p>\n

Today, we have compiled 50 dumbest childhood moments and we are sure they will make you laugh. So, scroll down and enjoy!<\/p>\n

1. That’s how we can grow birds. It’s that easy.<\/h2>\n

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Via: exilegrimm<\/a><\/p>\n

2. Baby, why not marry a doughnut or pizza?<\/h2>\n

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Via: matty80<\/a><\/p>\n

3. “Grandma, are you ok???”<\/h2>\n

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Via: not_thenanny<\/a><\/p>\n

4. Why is my shadow always following me and copying me?<\/h2>\n

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Via: henpeckedhal<\/a><\/p>\n

5. “My son thought this light switch would control the lights in the store”<\/h2>\n

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Via: IHateDolphins<\/a><\/p>\n

6. I have big dreams.<\/h2>\n

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Via: DanSpenser<\/a><\/p>\n

7. I have got an important question for you, doctor.<\/h2>\n

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Via:\u00a0amalt<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

8. “Just lost my foot after a motorcycle accident. This is the sticker my son chose to decorate my brace.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: roersmat<\/a><\/p>\n

9. Now, I know why they say protection is important.<\/h2>\n

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Via: HomeWithPeanut<\/a><\/p>\n

10. Son, adulthood is not easy.<\/h2>\n

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Via: me_irl_but_online<\/a><\/p>\n

11. “We found my wife\u2019s phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren\u2019t sure which of our three kids put it there…….until my wife scrolled through her pictures today.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: footeperu<\/a><\/p>\n

You should be happy that your kid did not flush it at least.<\/p>\n

12. “My niece just made everyone friends and said “No fighting”. I can’t stop laughing.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: rashdash<\/a><\/p>\n

No more fighting, everyone is a friend.<\/p>\n

13. Dad, look at him. He is taking all the credit.<\/h2>\n

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Via: joeheenan<\/a><\/p>\n

14. “My 10 year old nephew told his mom he doesn\u2019t know how his phone broke. He just woke up and it was like that. A few days later she finds he posted this on YouTube.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: SisteroftheMoon16<\/a><\/p>\n

15. “My brother and I met our favorite super hero (The Hulk) when we were 4. We were pissed off because Lou Ferrigno wasn\u2019t green.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: DustyPlumper180<\/a><\/p>\n

16. When your kid see the doggo wearing a cone of shame, better get her a cone of shame or get ready for hours of crying.<\/h2>\n

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Via: Obese_hairnet<\/a><\/p>\n

17. It’s been an hour that the whole family is finding the car keys their kid has buried in the sand:<\/h2>\n

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Via: Deimos_PRK<\/a><\/p>\n

18. She thought she was using hair gel but it was hair removing lotion:<\/h2>\n

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Via: gumberry<\/a><\/p>\n

19. Never show them their newborn pictures.<\/h2>\n

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Via: Tobi_Is_Fab<\/a><\/p>\n

20. When you are hiding from mum:<\/h2>\n

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Via: tardis15<\/a><\/p>\n

21. “The neighbourhood kid loves my cat and insists that my cat loves her back. This picture accurately shows how much kitty loves her.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: Kissegrisen<\/a><\/p>\n

22. My whole life has been a lie.<\/h2>\n

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Via: IrfanMirza<\/a><\/p>\n

23. He is trying to jump out of the car to play with the baby girl in the other car.<\/h2>\n

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Via: Fast-Focus7399<\/a><\/p>\n

24. How can you not see the graze?<\/h2>\n

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Via: threetimedaddy<\/a><\/p>\n

25. “Me to my class: “Okay boys and girls, hang up your snacks so we can go into art class!” I laughed so hard! I love kindergarten!”<\/h2>\n

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Via: pBr_R1ot<\/a><\/p>\n

Everyday is a new day with kids. They give you a new reason every day to make you laugh or cry but trust us, before you will start crying, they will start crying and you will decide not to cry because only one can cry at a time. Sometimes they make hilarious mistakes that prove how innocent and cute these little kids are. If, you are a parent, we are sure, you must be relating to all of these. Scroll down because the fun has not ended yet.<\/p>\n

26. Dad’s expiration date is near and we all need to cry:<\/h2>\n

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Via: jibinjohn369<\/a><\/p>\n

27. When you don’t want anyone to disturb you:<\/h2>\n

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Via: Pikafishy<\/a><\/p>\n

28. “\u201cMommy there\u2019s green goo coming out of my waffle!\u201d -my 6yo son”<\/h2>\n

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Via: princessbuttercat<\/a><\/p>\n

29. When you have tons of toys but you choose to play with an onion:<\/h2>\n

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Via: DarkDayzInHell<\/a><\/p>\n

30. Mom, you invited everyone on your birthday except me.<\/h2>\n

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Via: LeratoWittes<\/a><\/p>\n

31. When your kid is playing hide and seek with you:<\/h2>\n

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Via: KingD88<\/a><\/p>\n

32. When you work at a daycare:<\/h2>\n

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Via: darC_Jak<\/a><\/p>\n

33. When you are a kid but know how it would be like to grow up:<\/h2>\n

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Via: jimbabwe12<\/a><\/p>\n

34. “My little sister vs the Roomba”<\/h2>\n

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Via: pil0t_g2<\/a><\/p>\n

35. He is following the instructions at least.<\/h2>\n

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Via: HenpeckedHal<\/a><\/p>\n

36. Partners is crime.<\/h2>\n

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Via: TheAmazingManatee<\/a><\/p>\n

37. She is drawing this in church:<\/h2>\n

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Via: postgameforlife<\/a><\/p>\n

38. Playing hide and seek with kids is fun:<\/h2>\n

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Via: mrpogo88<\/a><\/p>\n

39. When your 10 year old brother sets up a password:<\/h2>\n

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Via: bekal69<\/a><\/p>\n

40. “My son was 6 when he was helping us move.. each year this memory pops up and it\u2019s a family favourite”<\/h2>\n

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Via: pianoman1969<\/a><\/p>\n

41. “My son said he was hot and wanted ice cream. This is not what I expected.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: PotentialApathy<\/a><\/p>\n

42. Another day, another list:<\/h2>\n

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Via: henpeckedhal<\/a><\/p>\n

43. “My four-year-old won’t stop laughing about this donut smiley face that’s wearing sunglasses and has two mouths.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: Wompum<\/a><\/p>\n

Mom, why does this doughnut have two mouths?<\/p>\n

44. “My nephew wanted a portrait of George Washington. Thank goodness he didn\u2019t want a portrait of Ben Franklin”<\/h2>\n

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Via: Marabakes<\/a><\/p>\n

45. When no one is hurting you, hurt yourself and cry:<\/h2>\n

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Via: raquelportilho<\/a><\/p>\n

46. “She dressed herself; it’s definitely backward.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: ImOKatSomeThings<\/a><\/p>\n

47. “I guess I don\u2019t have to worry about college with this one”<\/h2>\n

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Via: dirtmanjenks<\/a><\/p>\n

48. He did not want his shoes to get wet, so he put on some paper bags over his shoes.<\/h2>\n

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Via: WhoIsTheUnPerson<\/a><\/p>\n

49. “Me at 3 years old, having a meltdown, because my parents sold our car, Little Blue.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: kayasannes<\/a><\/p>\n

50. “At age 8, I achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a piggy bank. That’s a \u20ac0.10 coin on the way out.”<\/h2>\n

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Via: Daedross<\/a><\/p>\n

Are you a parent of adorable, dumb kids? Share their dumbest moments with us, we want to laugh a little more. Don’t forget to mention which of these made you laugh the hardest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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