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2. — Said every dog owner<\/h2>\n![\"\"](\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg)
via Angel Lattaro<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n3. For my post-bath spin-dry<\/h2>\nvia Jessica Wilson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n4. Now you’re just being a di*k here<\/h2>\nvia Jeremy Bethune<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n5. Being bitterly sweet<\/h2>\nvia Marcia Lorainne<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n6. He has been calm ever since<\/h2>\nvia Lisa Akers<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n7. A day in the life of a cat parent<\/h2>\nvia Cheryl Twigg<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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3. For my post-bath spin-dry<\/h2>\nvia Jessica Wilson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n4. Now you’re just being a di*k here<\/h2>\nvia Jeremy Bethune<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n5. Being bitterly sweet<\/h2>\nvia Marcia Lorainne<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n6. He has been calm ever since<\/h2>\nvia Lisa Akers<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n7. A day in the life of a cat parent<\/h2>\nvia Cheryl Twigg<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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4. Now you’re just being a di*k here<\/h2>\nvia Jeremy Bethune<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n5. Being bitterly sweet<\/h2>\nvia Marcia Lorainne<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n6. He has been calm ever since<\/h2>\nvia Lisa Akers<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n7. A day in the life of a cat parent<\/h2>\nvia Cheryl Twigg<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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5. Being bitterly sweet<\/h2>\nvia Marcia Lorainne<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n6. He has been calm ever since<\/h2>\nvia Lisa Akers<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n7. A day in the life of a cat parent<\/h2>\nvia Cheryl Twigg<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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6. He has been calm ever since<\/h2>\nvia Lisa Akers<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n7. A day in the life of a cat parent<\/h2>\nvia Cheryl Twigg<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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7. A day in the life of a cat parent<\/h2>\nvia Cheryl Twigg<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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8. Keeping the life with cats at home and life as a biker totally separate<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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9. Giving reality checks to the pet dog which has to bark at every passing squirrel<\/h2>\nvia Renee Day<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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10. Like he’ll get used to of those<\/h2>\nvia Gail Ann Pippin<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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11. What an adorable meet n greet that is!<\/h2>\nvia Amber Boggs<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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12. Can’t even process, assuring a dog that it’s okay to sniff donut holds? Hilarious!<\/h2>\nvia Heidi M. Shields<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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13. Little piece of fur<\/h2>\nvia Danyka Lewis<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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14. No wonder, the neighbor has a funny pet story to share too<\/h2>\nvia Tara Gilbar<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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15. Your man successfully has been taken over<\/h2>\nvia Susan MacDonald<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nOh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Oh my, these are so relatable! If only these animals could give witty responses, man it would have been a rib-tickling conversation. These exhausted pet parents seem to have had enough and want a serious answer from their non-human babies!<\/p>\n
16. But that’s not how he has been taking her<\/h2>\nvia Kristan Gipp<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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17. Knives are only for dog-moms<\/h2>\nvia Sara Herbst<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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18. Can’t help, boob walks are squishier than the bed even<\/h2>\nvia Sara Horseman<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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19. Explaining to them the family tree<\/h2>\nvia Paul Hudson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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20. Won’t stop even if there’s a hurricane<\/h2>\nvia Deejay Driscoll<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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21. She must be so thankful for not being a human<\/h2>\nvia Anita L. Russell<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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22. Neither are the birds making her happy by flying past her territory<\/h2>\nvia Kathleen Thompson<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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23. The smile says it all, no regrets<\/h2>\nvia Lili Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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24. I get why ancient Egyptian philosophy links cats and snakes together<\/h2>\nvia Betsy Zeeryp-Frollo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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25. He’ll have a friend one, woof<\/h2>\nvia Adam Dunlap<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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26. The most affectionate sheepdog, ever<\/h2>\nvia Alyssa Smith<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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27. Don’t give me that look for the 490865th time<\/h2>\nvia Deidra R. Cooper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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28. Too good to be a goat<\/h2>\nvia Crystal Lewis Watford<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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29. Frost-tail<\/h2>\nvia Cindy Linstad Schmidt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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30. What the cat says matters more since cats are the real bosses<\/h2>\nvia Elizabeth C. Crippen<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
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31. What having more than 2 children looks like<\/h2>\nvia Robin Pischel<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
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32. Me and my dog trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle<\/h2>\nvia Laura Sherritt<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\nPet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
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Pet owners saying things to their animals in a human tone sounds freakishly hilarious, even the owner recalling the moments can hold back the humor in tone. This mostly happens when little fuzzies through their actions make the owners go bonkers, however, cuddling sessions and usual days around the house also include worth mentioning conversations between the two.<\/p>\n
What is that one thing you said to your pet which still makes you laugh out loud, from when you were being insanely innocent and brutally straightforward towards your animal or saying something that it couldn’t have understood in a thousand years? We’d love to laugh over it a little louder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Having pets at home is a delightful experience. Animals are excellent companions to reduce the feeling of loneliness and to cheer yourself up in the darker times. Pets with their varied behaviors and actions do make the dull usual days a lot better. There’s always something amusing about them, no matter what pet animal you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":167384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276],"tags":[99,65,7364,101,110,4485,3342,6327],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Featured-things-people-say-to-pets.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166755"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":167419,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166755\/revisions\/167419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/167384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}