{"id":205006,"date":"2022-10-14T07:17:26","date_gmt":"2022-10-14T07:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=205006"},"modified":"2022-10-14T07:17:29","modified_gmt":"2022-10-14T07:17:29","slug":"girl-leaves-stick-of-butter-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/girl-leaves-stick-of-butter-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Girl Leaves A Stick Of Butter Out On The Counter, Gets Back Home To Find Out Her Cat Is Butter Drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"

Butter and greasy foods can be harmful for cats and should not be given to them.<\/h2>\n

If you are a cat owner, make sure you are feeding your cat the right things. Butter is not hazardous for cats but can cause diarrhea and vomiting in pets. According to the Pet Poison Helpline (PPH), if pets eat butter, it can cause gastroenteritis (inflammation of the intestines) or pancreatitis (inflammation of the pancreas). You cannot keep an eye on your pet all the time. Imagine you are using the toilet and your cat gets to the countertop and finishes all the butter. Now, you know why it is important to keep the butter out of the reach of your cats.<\/p>\n

A girl who is an owner of a Bengal cat decided to bake some banana breads. She needed room-temperature eggs so she took the stick of butter out and put it on the counter and left for work. Her husband texted her that the cat is not eating much. He also told her that he has plans with his friends after she would come home. The OP came home and looked for butter everywhere but could not find it. Instead, she found a clean, licked butter wrapper on the floor. She spent the whole night cleaning the buttered shits while her husband enjoyed out with his friends. Scroll down for the story.<\/p>\n

1. OP has already accepted his mistake in the title:<\/h2>\n

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2. OP wanted to bake some banana bread and she needed butter at room temperature. She left a stick of butter in the wrapper on the counter and left for work.<\/h2>\n

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3. OP has a Bengal cat who loves eating everything. OP’s husband told him that the cat was not eating his lunch.<\/h2>\n

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4. OP got home and looked for butter everywhere but there was no butter. She found a butter wrapper on the floor.<\/h2>\n

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5. OP has been cleaning up buttered shits and washing her cat’s ass while her husband is enjoying out with his friends.<\/h2>\n

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6. Cat is butter drunk and snuggling on OP’s lap.<\/h2>\n

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Always keep the butter out of the reach of your pets to avoid buttery consequences. Eating excessive butter may not be good for your pet’s health so it’s better to be safe than sorry. The story was hilarious and the Reddit community left hilarious comments under the post. Scroll down to read some of them.<\/p>\n

7. OP should have left the other ingredients too and she would come back home to banana bread.<\/h2>\n

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8. That’s how cats are!<\/h2>\n

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9. Bengals know how to reach the food.<\/h2>\n

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10. We can feel you, bro.<\/h2>\n

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11. OP’s husband must be having fun.<\/h2>\n

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12. Consider it a compliment to the chef:<\/h2>\n

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13. When your dog eats an entire plastic frisbee:<\/h2>\n

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We can imagine what OP would have gone through the next day LOL. Do not be like the original poster and keep your butter away from your catto. Upvote if you enjoyed this hilarious story.<\/p>\n

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This is OP’s buttery Bengal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Butter and greasy foods can be harmful for cats and should not be given to them. If you are a cat owner, make sure you are feeding your cat the right things. Butter is not hazardous for cats but can cause diarrhea and vomiting in pets. According to the Pet Poison Helpline (PPH), if pets […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":205295,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55,118],"tags":[9273,3602,8604,1637,75,3062,1735,9272,1682,506],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Girl-Leaves-A-Stick-Of-Butter-Out-On-The-Counter-Gets-Back-Home-To-Find-Out-Her-Cat-Is-Butter-Drunk.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205006"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205006"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205366,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205006\/revisions\/205366"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/205295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}