{"id":20537,"date":"2020-07-01T15:47:19","date_gmt":"2020-07-01T15:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=20537"},"modified":"2020-07-01T15:47:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-01T15:47:24","slug":"if-your-dogs-could-text","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/if-your-dogs-could-text\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Funniest Texts You’d Get If Your Dogs Could Text"},"content":{"rendered":"

What if dogs could text?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

That is a question that has haunted many minds. Coming second to the question, what if dogs could speak. And while we haven’t developed a technological invention that lets dogs speak their mind. However, we have creative people in this world who have a very wild imagination, to say the least.<\/p>\n

The following texts might not be actually from a dog but if dogs could text, this is probably what they would do. From the repetitive use f capslock to saying the same thing again and again, these texts capture the personality of a dog perfectly. So scroll on below and take a look at what your pooch might have to say.<\/p>\n

Source: Tumblr<\/a><\/p>\n

#1 The taste can tell a lot about a letter.<\/h2>\n

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#2 More is less when it comes to food.<\/h2>\n

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#3 I mean he has a point right there.<\/h2>\n

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#4 Balls make everything better.<\/h2>\n

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#5 Why else would you hoard all the toilet paper?<\/h2>\n

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I mean he has a point there? Hoomans are the ones wasting all the toilet paper. While the doggos are actually using it creatively. This point goes to the dog!<\/p>\n

#6 That tail is like a ninja.<\/h2>\n

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#7 I think he has let everybody down.<\/h2>\n

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#8 This dog wants his owner to go to jail.<\/h2>\n

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#9 Snowy looks like he sells some hardcore stuff.<\/h2>\n

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#10 That line is just perfect.<\/h2>\n

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Who would choose a relationship over a dog? I mean come on! That is just cruel.<\/p>\n

#11 It’s not the doggos fault.<\/h2>\n

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#12 Staring at a wall for that long requires a lot of concentration.<\/h2>\n

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#13 10 minutes is basically a year in the life of a dog.<\/h2>\n

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#14 Never say no to a rap song.<\/h2>\n

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#15 Two-legged twat monkey is a great name.<\/h2>\n

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People really should starting naming their babies this.<\/p>\n

#16 How could anyone be creeped out by that face?<\/h2>\n

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#17 I think she’ll be so distracted she won’t even care about your life.<\/h2>\n

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#18 Let’s just say dogs arent the smartest in the bunch.<\/h2>\n

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#19 You can’t get rid of the fleas now!<\/h2>\n

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#20 That would be the greatest day of my life as well.<\/h2>\n

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I think anyone would be excited if they had two breakfasts. Although we might regret that decision later.<\/p>\n

#21 Everyone can get stuck in that mode sometimes.<\/h2>\n

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#22 That enemy might become your friend now, you know?<\/h2>\n

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#23 His left leg is all he wants.<\/h2>\n

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#24 The best kind of desk lamp though.<\/h2>\n

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He got into a fight with a squirrel and the squirrel emerged victoriously. Which is not all surprising.<\/p>\n

#25 Who cares where he got the cape?<\/h2>\n

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What do you think of these texts between a dog and his hooman? What do you think your god would sound like on text? Comment down below and let us know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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