{"id":229943,"date":"2023-02-18T11:02:42","date_gmt":"2023-02-18T11:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=229943"},"modified":"2023-02-18T11:03:04","modified_gmt":"2023-02-18T11:03:04","slug":"mother-shares-hysterical-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/mother-shares-hysterical-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother Shares Hysterical Things Her Six-Year-Old Said To Delay Going To Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kids will do anything to avoid going to bed, as every parent knows. When you combine that with children’s innate tendency to manipulate while exploring limits, the results are hilarious. Each of us heard so many interesting stories or questions that no one could ever answer. We all wish we had written down the awesome and unbelievable questions kids come up with, but unfortunately, none of us do. The answer is almost no one. <\/p>\n

This mom wanted to keep a record of all the cute things her 6-year-old son Zach says when it’s time for bed so she wouldn’t leave his room at night. Here are 29 adorable things her 6-year-old son Zach said. Keep on scrolling down to read all of them and we will see you at the end of the article.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kids will do anything to avoid going to bed, as every parent knows. When you combine that with children’s innate tendency to manipulate while exploring limits, the results are hilarious. Each of us heard so many interesting stories or questions that no one could ever answer. We all wish we had written down the awesome […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":229942,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[402],"tags":[8267,94,6109,3501,93,140,732,137,72,106,104,84],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/GEKtDYqXvusM_8404_1200.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229943"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229943"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231497,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229943\/revisions\/231497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/229942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}