{"id":238585,"date":"2023-03-31T07:15:04","date_gmt":"2023-03-31T07:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=238585"},"modified":"2023-03-31T07:15:06","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T07:15:06","slug":"dad-of-girls-tweets-hysterical-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/dad-of-girls-tweets-hysterical-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Hysterical Things Daughters Say That Are Too Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

James Breakweli is one of the most well-known parents on the internet. He is the creator of the Exploding Unicorn project and the father of four girls. There is something witty about him. I find him to be very insightful. There’s a good chance that you’ve seen some of his hilariously relatable posts floating around on your social media feeds at some point in the past. There’s no doubt that if you’re anything like us, he made you laugh a little bit.<\/p>\n

The professional comedy writer, who is also a father, reveals to us just how much fun parenting is, no matter the challenges and emotional rollercoaster rides that come with it, by sharing some of the most amazing conversations he has had with his daughters. What are your favorite dinosaurs that you talk about on a daily basis? That’s a yes, please! In order to share some of James’ top tweets with you, we have gathered some of his most recent tweets so keep on scrolling down to read all of his recent tweets and we will see you at the end of the article.<\/p>\n

1. “Do you know what it’s like to have to clean up after someone else” got us all.<\/h3>\n

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2. We all can relate to her<\/h3>\n

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3. She might be right<\/h3>\n

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4. She’s learning the important things<\/h3>\n

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5. That must have hurt<\/h3>\n

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6.  Dream big guys<\/h3>\n

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7. The child speaks with great wisdom<\/h3>\n

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8. There\u2019s gotta be a bird in there!<\/h3>\n

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9.the  kid knows how to negotiate<\/h3>\n

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10. She got a point<\/h3>\n

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11. She should try chopsticks<\/h3>\n

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12. That’s mean lol<\/h3>\n

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13. Kids would eat anything but a healthy snack<\/h3>\n

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14. Burn<\/h3>\n

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15. We all miss kids doing things now they just watch YouTube videos<\/h3>\n

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16. Well she is reading technically<\/h3>\n

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17. Kids and their obsession with Minecraft<\/h3>\n

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18. We all are out of wisdom after hearing this comeback<\/h3>\n

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19. She is smart<\/h3>\n

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20. Sounds reasonable<\/h3>\n

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21. Fair assumption<\/h3>\n

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22. She is twelve<\/h3>\n

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23. Dramatic kids<\/h3>\n

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24. That’s how endless wars starts<\/h3>\n

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25. What were you doing in the toilet with a whole apple<\/h3>\n

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26. That’s one way to get revenge<\/h3>\n

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27. Truth hurts lmao<\/h3>\n

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28. Literally the perfect day<\/h3>\n

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29. Sibling rivalries are the best rivalries<\/h3>\n

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30. Harsh but she got a point lol<\/h3>\n

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31. That is a defense attorney in the making<\/h3>\n

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32. You are moving too fast little girl slow down<\/h3>\n

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33. That counts for real<\/h3>\n

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34. Just for once dad<\/h3>\n

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35. Couldn’t agree more<\/h3>\n

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36. Good to know dad<\/h3>\n

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37. Sounds fair<\/h3>\n

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38. Who can argue with kids nowadays?<\/h3>\n

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39. Most of us can feel him<\/h3>\n

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40. Kids these days think that dinosaurs were still alive back in 19 something<\/h3>\n

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41. “We are not the same”<\/h3>\n

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42. We feel sad for her<\/h3>\n

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43. She learned the lesson<\/h3>\n

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44. Her priorities are in order.<\/h3>\n

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45. Okay you can watch<\/h3>\n

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46. Moment of realization<\/h3>\n

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47. She is just thinking outside the box<\/h3>\n

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48. Is she gonna do her own laundry now?<\/h3>\n

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49. That’s just sad<\/h3>\n

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50. What’s your favorite dinosaur though?<\/h3>\n

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This was it, folks, these were the 50 hilarious tweets made by a dad let us know what you think about them and make sure to like and share this article with your friends and family and stay tuned for more content like this with Defused. Thank You!<\/p>\n

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James Breakweli is one of the most well-known parents on the internet. He is the creator of the Exploding Unicorn project and the father of four girls. There is something witty about him. I find him to be very insightful. There’s a good chance that you’ve seen some of his hilariously relatable posts floating around […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":238587,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[278,403,5],"tags":[3501,68,9612,5270,1179,237,696,140,106,5388],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/funny-relatable-dad-tweets-xploding-unicorn-james-breakwell-fb10.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238585"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240204,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238585\/revisions\/240204"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/238587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}