{"id":251133,"date":"2023-06-04T11:51:31","date_gmt":"2023-06-04T11:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=251133"},"modified":"2023-06-07T09:55:40","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T09:55:40","slug":"woman-wants-comedian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/woman-wants-comedian\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Wants Comedian To Bring Her Food In The Restaurant, He Does It Between His Set"},"content":{"rendered":"

Picture this: a bustling bar\/restaurant deal, filled with anticipation and laughter. OP, a stand-up comedian who occasionally takes the stage, sat in the back, engrossed in emails, waiting for their set time. With a few minutes to spare, they headed to the bar for a quick drink and engaged in friendly banter with the bartender. Just as the signal arrived indicating OP’s impending performance, panic struck\u2014they had left their phone on the bar. In a rush, they darted out to retrieve it, unknowingly stepping into a world of chaos.<\/p>\n

Enter Karen (not her real name, of course), seated at a table just left of dead center, conveniently located near the back entrance that OP had been frequenting throughout the night. Karen’s shrill voice dominated the conversation, making her presence impossible to ignore. Little did OP know that Karen was about to become the centerpiece of an impromptu comedy act.<\/p>\n

Karen called out to OP, desperately seeking assistance with her order. “Sir, Sir, excuse me, sir!” she exclaimed. Confused, OP approached her table, only to be bombarded with demands. Karen insisted that OP check on their food, despite OP’s protests that they were not a waiter. In Karen’s mind, OP’s presence in the establishment meant they should cater to her every whim.<\/p>\n

1. The OP does stand-up comedy sometimes<\/h3>\n

\"the-comedian\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

2. OP was performing at a bar\/restaurant<\/h3>\n

\"performing-at-a-bar\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

3. OP went to the bar to get a drink<\/h3>\n

\"the-bar\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

4. OP realized that he had left his phone on the bar<\/h3>\n

\"my-phone\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

5. The OP could hear her shrill voice dominating their conversation<\/h3>\n

\"Enter-Karen\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

6. OP was wearing a yellow sweatshirt and cargo shorts<\/h3>\n

\"yellow-sweatshirt\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

7. Karen asked OP to check on their food<\/h3>\n

\"excuse-me\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

8. OP told her that a server can help her with that<\/h3>\n

\"my-food\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

9. OP asked her to let him explain<\/h3>\n

\"let-me-explain\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

10. Someone at her party said that she thinks that he’s not a waiter<\/h3>\n

\"her-party\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

11. OP said that he can’t do that<\/h3>\n

\"do-that\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

12. They tried to wave OP away<\/h3>\n

\"higher-chance\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

13. OP was just going down<\/h3>\n

\"going-down\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

14. OP just stopped himself and locked eyes with Karen<\/h3>\n

\"with-myself\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

15. OP grabbed the microphone!<\/h3>\n

\"her-table\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

16. That won’t be possible!<\/h3>\n

\"do-a-show\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

17. OP started riffing about people who think you work there when you don’t<\/h3>\n

\"about-people\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

18. It was too perfect<\/h3>\n

\"too-perfect\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

19. The OP grabbed the wings from the waitress<\/h3>\n

\"my-table\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

20. OP would go over and fill their water glasses<\/h3>\n

\"mic-please\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

21. The Karen hated it<\/h3>\n

\"hated-it\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

22. The Karen went to file a complaint<\/h3>\n

\"the-set\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

23. A couple stayed back to try and defend OP<\/h3>\n

\"stay-back\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

24. The manager is an old-school Armenian guy<\/h3>\n

\"for-themselves\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

25. She wanted something done<\/h3>\n

\"something-done\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

26. The manager played dumb<\/h3>\n

\"The-manager\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

27. Manager said that OP doesn’t work for him<\/h3>\n

\"He-worked<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

28. Manager said that OP is a comedian and that’s what he paid him for<\/h3>\n

\"paid-for\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

29. Karen said that she was a customer treated poorly in your establishment<\/h3>\n

\"not-tip\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

30. Karen was a little tipsy<\/h3>\n

\"little-tipsy\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

31. Her friends apologized to the manager<\/h3>\n

\"friends-apologized\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

32. They said they can’t wait to tell everyone about Karen’s outburst<\/h3>\n

\"told-them\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

33. Kudos to all service workers<\/h3>\n

\"as-a-waiter\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

34. We all knew this would be worth the read<\/h3>\n

\"As-soon\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

35. The OP did get his phone from the bar!<\/h3>\n

\"As-soon\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

36. OP should have said this for real lol<\/h3>\n

\"call-you\"<\/p>\n

via<\/a><\/p>\n

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Picture this: a bustling bar\/restaurant deal, filled with anticipation and laughter. OP, a stand-up comedian who occasionally takes the stage, sat in the back, engrossed in emails, waiting for their set time. With a few minutes to spare, they headed to the bar for a quick drink and engaged in friendly banter with the bartender. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":251277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10037,5,118],"tags":[1374,943,10303,4545,232,130,6985,3062,990,8363,2754],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/Copy-of-Hussain-1-6.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251133"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254540,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251133\/revisions\/254540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/251277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}