We have compiled some of the best ones for you below. Take a look.<\/p>\n
This is where it all started.<\/h2>\n\n\n![\"\"](\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg)
<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSlowly, everyone joined in with their funniest memories.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\ntachyon_dreams<\/a><\/p>\nBut he must not be named…<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nscraphamster<\/a><\/p>\nBest. Name. Ever.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\ncharli_says<\/a><\/p>\nShe’s definitely living up to her name.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPotataHed<\/a><\/p>\n“And I want to love somebody, love somebody like you…”<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTracy30592423<\/a><\/p>\nThat would’ve been epic.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at those magical eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nGinaSte<\/a><\/p>\nThis is hilarious.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nWho’s a good boy?!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPerfect.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFatBakedPugtato<\/a><\/p>\nThis is brilliant.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nKrispyKhicken<\/a><\/p>\nThe force was with him.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nmargueritwrites<\/a><\/p>\nInteresting names.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTilsLatimer<\/a><\/p>\nWhen you run out of ideas and go with the default name…<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\ncefmac94<\/a><\/p>\nThat seems nice.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nmadeleinecate<\/a><\/p>\nOmg.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nredwellyfeats<\/a><\/p>\nThat’s one purrity girl.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nClaireAllan<\/a><\/p>\nMhmm. My favourite.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEAustin1969<\/a><\/p>\nThat seems about just right.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nChristy_Ross<\/a><\/p>\nI should’ve guessed it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSverkGirl<\/a><\/p>\nWhy are so many chickens going to the vet?!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\njendavies<\/a><\/p>\nWhat a QT3.14<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nKarmaLeiAngelo<\/a><\/p>\nYou are what you eat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nhaleyguff<\/a><\/p>\nOh, no! Dr Doom is in the house!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMargSheridan<\/a><\/p>\nThey look friendly.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHobbikats<\/a><\/p>\n Hi, my name is, what?<\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nGardensInNeed<\/a><\/p>\nI like how he lowered the voice.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nrozya<\/a><\/p>\nHe looks quite content with his life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\npooter03<\/a><\/p>\nSo, what’s your pet’s name? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One of the best parts about getting a pet is that you get to name it whatever you want. This is what makes the whole human-pet relationship beautiful. It’s like you’re naming your own child. There are no restrictions, no one says anything, you can finally use that one name that means something to you, […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276,38],"tags":[62,110,31,119,748,317,178,312],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/weird-pet-names.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nSlowly, everyone joined in with their funniest memories.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\ntachyon_dreams<\/a><\/p>\nBut he must not be named…<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nscraphamster<\/a><\/p>\nBest. Name. Ever.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\ncharli_says<\/a><\/p>\nShe’s definitely living up to her name.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPotataHed<\/a><\/p>\n“And I want to love somebody, love somebody like you…”<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTracy30592423<\/a><\/p>\nThat would’ve been epic.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at those magical eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nGinaSte<\/a><\/p>\nThis is hilarious.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nWho’s a good boy?!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nPerfect.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFatBakedPugtato<\/a><\/p>\nThis is brilliant.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nKrispyKhicken<\/a><\/p>\nThe force was with him.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nmargueritwrites<\/a><\/p>\nInteresting names.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTilsLatimer<\/a><\/p>\nWhen you run out of ideas and go with the default name…<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\ncefmac94<\/a><\/p>\nThat seems nice.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nmadeleinecate<\/a><\/p>\nOmg.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nredwellyfeats<\/a><\/p>\nThat’s one purrity girl.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nClaireAllan<\/a><\/p>\nMhmm. My favourite.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEAustin1969<\/a><\/p>\nThat seems about just right.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nChristy_Ross<\/a><\/p>\nI should’ve guessed it.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nSverkGirl<\/a><\/p>\nWhy are so many chickens going to the vet?!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\njendavies<\/a><\/p>\nWhat a QT3.14<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nKarmaLeiAngelo<\/a><\/p>\nYou are what you eat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nhaleyguff<\/a><\/p>\nOh, no! Dr Doom is in the house!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMargSheridan<\/a><\/p>\nThey look friendly.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHobbikats<\/a><\/p>\n Hi, my name is, what?<\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nGardensInNeed<\/a><\/p>\nI like how he lowered the voice.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nrozya<\/a><\/p>\nHe looks quite content with his life.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\npooter03<\/a><\/p>\nSo, what’s your pet’s name? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One of the best parts about getting a pet is that you get to name it whatever you want. This is what makes the whole human-pet relationship beautiful. It’s like you’re naming your own child. There are no restrictions, no one says anything, you can finally use that one name that means something to you, […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276,38],"tags":[62,110,31,119,748,317,178,312],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/weird-pet-names.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\ntachyon_dreams<\/a><\/p>\n scraphamster<\/a><\/p>\n charli_says<\/a><\/p>\n PotataHed<\/a><\/p>\n Tracy30592423<\/a><\/p>\n GinaSte<\/a><\/p>\n FatBakedPugtato<\/a><\/p>\n KrispyKhicken<\/a><\/p>\n margueritwrites<\/a><\/p>\n TilsLatimer<\/a><\/p>\n cefmac94<\/a><\/p>\n madeleinecate<\/a><\/p>\n redwellyfeats<\/a><\/p>\n ClaireAllan<\/a><\/p>\n EAustin1969<\/a><\/p>\n Christy_Ross<\/a><\/p>\n SverkGirl<\/a><\/p>\n jendavies<\/a><\/p>\n KarmaLeiAngelo<\/a><\/p>\n haleyguff<\/a><\/p>\n MargSheridan<\/a><\/p>\n Hobbikats<\/a><\/p>\n GardensInNeed<\/a><\/p>\n rozya<\/a><\/p>\n pooter03<\/a><\/p>\n So, what’s your pet’s name? Let us know in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One of the best parts about getting a pet is that you get to name it whatever you want. This is what makes the whole human-pet relationship beautiful. It’s like you’re naming your own child. There are no restrictions, no one says anything, you can finally use that one name that means something to you, […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,276,38],"tags":[62,110,31,119,748,317,178,312],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/weird-pet-names.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}But he must not be named…<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nBest. Name. Ever.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/tinkerbell-jenkins.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nShe’s definitely living up to her name.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/reya-sunshine.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\n“And I want to love somebody, love somebody like you…”<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/somebody.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThat would’ve been epic.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/bill-murray.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at those magical eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/ziggy-stardust-stevens.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThis is hilarious.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/schrodinger.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nWho’s a good boy?!<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/satan.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nPerfect.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/sheriff-of-snortingham.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThis is brilliant.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/repecka.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThe force was with him.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/luke-skywalker-jones.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nInteresting names.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/bager-and-hedgehog.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nWhen you run out of ideas and go with the default name…<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/jpeg.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThat seems nice.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/belinda.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nOmg.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/evil-jones.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThat’s one purrity girl.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kitty-purry.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nMhmm. My favourite.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/peanut-budders-and-jelly.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThat seems about just right.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/snuggle-and-downey.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nI should’ve guessed it.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/tator-tot.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nWhy are so many chickens going to the vet?!<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kristy-davies.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nWhat a QT3.14<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nYou are what you eat.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/beef-supreme.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nOh, no! Dr Doom is in the house!<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/dr-doom.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nThey look friendly.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/teddy-dexter.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\n Hi, my name is, what?<\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/my-name-is.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nI like how he lowered the voice.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/mr-fox.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks quite content with his life.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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