<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThis is a completely true story. Weird, but true, and shows a really impressive level of intelligence in my cat. It happened when I was a teenager. I\u2019m sitting on the couch, and my cat walks into the room and starts meowing loudly, but not coming to me. So I stand up and go toward him, and he starts walking away, so I follow. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He leads me, meowing the whole way and looking back to make sure I\u2019m following, to the bathroom. Weird, right? Just wait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So we\u2019re in the bathroom, and he hops up on the toilet and, get this, he PEES IN IT<\/em>. I was floored. One, he peed in the toilet. Like a person. He\u2019d never done that before. It\u2019s impressive that he knew what a toilet was for. But two, he brought me there to show me. Why? This is where the real intelligence comes into it.<\/p>\n\n\n\nWell, he stops peeing and turns to look into the toilet and then looks at me. So I look in the toilet. It\u2019s full of blood. He had a terrible kidney infection (as the vet later confirmed)<\/em>, and this is how he told me.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThink of all the things he had to understand to do this!! He had to know he was sick and in which part of his body the infection was. He had to know that the bathroom was the place where I deal with the part of my body that matches up with his sick part. He had to know what a toilet was for and how to use it. And he knew that if I understood the problem, I\u2019d be able to fix it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously, that cat was incredible.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n#2 The amazing cockatoo with control fantasies. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\nWe used to have a cockatoo, as well as some cats and dogs. We were teaching the dogs some tricks, and the cockatoo was just doing his bird thing. Every day, the same routine: get some treats, call the dogs, sit, stay, lay down, rollover, get a treat, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One night we were watching TV and hear the cockatoo call the dog by name. \u201cSit. Stay. Lay down. Roll over. Good Boy\u201d<\/em>. We heard something hit the floor, and then he called out the next dog\u2019s name. Walked into the kitchen to find the cockatoo in the spot we always stand, giving orders to the dogs (who were obeying!)<\/em>, and then pulling treats out of the cup and dropping them on the floor. This went on for some time.<\/p>\n\n\n\nDogs now liked the cockatoo and would let him ride on their backs. The cockatoo would call them, tell them to lay down, would climb on, and ride around like a king. The dogs knew what\u2019s up, would walk to the kitchen, and stand by the counter. The cockatoo would hop up and drop them a treat, say \u201cgood boy\u201d, and hop back on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funniest thing I\u2019ve ever seen in my life.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n#3 Well, he asked for it. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cat yawned, so I stuck a finger in his mouth. He sort of stared at my curiously as he shut his mouth, but didn\u2019t bite down hard. A few minutes later, he\u2019s sitting on my chest and I yawn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He proceeds to put his whole paw in my mouth.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n#4 Now, That is one good doggo. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\nI am diabetic and one night I fell on my carpet from weakness and disorientation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My beloved dog, who now rests in Heaven, brought my emergency kit from my bathroom counter so I could take my medication. Just writing this post brought tears to my eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will always remember you, Bumper.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n#5 The dog saved the cat’s life. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\nWhen was I was young my family moved a long distance with two pets, a cat and a dog. My mom said that cats can try to run off to find a home after a move so we had a cat collar with a long leash to hold her while we were unloading the trailers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I heard my Australian Shepherd bark twice on the back porch. Abby NEVER barked unless something was serious. I ran back there and my cat had run around a chair many times and then jumped off the chair with not enough room on the leash to be on the ground and was hanging there choking. When I rounded the corner Abby was trying to chew through the leash. Best dog ever. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Both cat and dog lived long happy lives.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n#6 He got what he deserved. <\/h2>\n\n\n\n <\/figure>\n\n\n\nI witnessed this with my uncle\u2019s dog. My uncle was lying on the couch and she was lying on his feet and legs. He let out a huge fart that was aimed directly at her face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She lifted her head and glared at him and he started laughing. She got up and walked away in disgust. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few minutes later she came back, jumped up on his chest, stuck her butt in his face and farted on him and walked away. I laughed so hard I cried and gave her so many treats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n