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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nAte catnip.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg)
<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPeed on the hamster.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPee on the bed.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nDestroy toilet paper.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLick my own butt.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nNo security deposit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPeed on the hamster.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPee on the bed.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nDestroy toilet paper.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLick my own butt.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nNo security deposit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPee on the bed.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nDestroy toilet paper.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLick my own butt.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nNo security deposit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nDestroy toilet paper.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLick my own butt.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nNo security deposit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLick my own butt.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nNo security deposit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nNo security deposit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMade holes in pullover.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLicked popcorn.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBeat up dog.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBit my owner.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nSpill glass of water.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nMy cats love to ruin my life on purpose. I have a pair of white Persian cats. My grandfather hates them, so I try to keep them as far away from him as possible. But guess what they do whenever I’m not around? They sneak into his room and poop right in the middle of his bed. One of these days, I’m going to get kicked out of the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eat my own vomit.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPoop on the rug.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nLet a mouse eat my food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBroke a TV.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nA dead mouse in the mouth.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nKnock over cups.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cats can be a**holes sometimes. I’m not being mean, anyone who owns a cat knows that is true. They can be really friendly and playful, but that’s only when they feel like it. The rest of the day, they just want to eat and sleep. And if you bother them, they will ruin your life. […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[65,101,110,31,547,178,771,772],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/cats-in-trouble.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPunish toes.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne night stand.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHump blankets.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nThrew up on the laptop.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nEat dog food.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHave you ever publicly shamed your pets? If so, let us know the comments below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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