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<\/figure>\n\n\nCats in a nutshell.<\/h2>\n\n\n![\"\"](\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg)
<\/figure>\n\n\nHaha. Thank you, peasant.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEverything seems to be in place.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI want him.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so happy.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust sit.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nHaha. Thank you, peasant.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nEverything seems to be in place.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI want him.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so happy.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust sit.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nEverything seems to be in place.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nI want him.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so happy.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust sit.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nI want him.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so happy.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust sit.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so happy.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust sit.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nMust sit.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nLook at the intensity in his eyes.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nDammit, IKEA!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nIs you hooman?<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\nCat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\nNow, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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<\/figure>\n\n\nCats are their own boss. No matter what you do for them, they’ll always choose what’s more convenient to them. Don’t believe this? Just remember all the times you carry your cat to your room with so much love and it just walks out. How ungrateful<\/a>.<\/p>\n Now, how many of these were you able to relate to? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I wonder if cats have been this way since the beginning of time? They love doing everything the opposite way. When you wanna play with them, pet them or hug them, they’ll hiss at you and scratch your face. But, as soon as you start making your assignment they’ll want all your attention. Also, let’s […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55,38],"tags":[150,4461,1093,65,110,637,327,580],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/cat-tweets-that-show-cat-life.jpeg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82605,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82603\/revisions\/82605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Cat does what cat wants.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nFlashbacks.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nNo chance.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/cat-helping-around-the-house-1.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nOh no.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/cat-witch-please-confirm-1.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nAww.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/hide-and-seek-cat-1.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nHe looks so guilty.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nTraitor!<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nThey’re definitely going places<\/em>.<\/h2>\n\n\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/planting-catnip-1.jpg\")
<\/figure>\n\n\nAnd it’s always another cat.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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<\/figure>\n\n\nMust participate.<\/h2>\n\n\n
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