{"id":8269,"date":"2020-05-09T02:12:47","date_gmt":"2020-05-09T02:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=8269"},"modified":"2020-05-09T02:12:47","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T02:12:47","slug":"cats-are-better-than-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/cats-are-better-than-babies\/","title":{"rendered":"Artist Hilariously Explains How Cats Are Better Than Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

There’s a huge difference between having a baby and having a cat. For one, having a cat is not nearly as big an investment as having a baby is. Human children are demanding, require a lot of effort, and great care to keep them safe and secure. Cats, on the other hand, are far more self-assured. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This artist has… Passionate feelings, let’s say, about the relationship between babies and cats. Namely, they sort of hate babies. Considering them goblins while cats are totally-not-goblins. These hilarious comics are drawn in an adorable way, even though there’s a lot of… Feces involved in some frames.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nevertheless, they’re wonderfully funny, and you can check out more on the artist at their website, The Oatmeal<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To start, what’s the difference?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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The nature of the goblin. <\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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And then there’s the difference of poops. <\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Babies and cats also express distaste differently.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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That’s a little bit harsh. Especially since I know for a fact that my murderous little fluff ball decides to scratch up my furniture when he’s upset, or just decide to practice the 100m sprint at 3 am for no reason. However, despite that, I still lean more towards having a second cat than a child, so maybe the artist knew what he was talking about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There’s also the root of becoming Hitler.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Cats are voyeuristic. <\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Cats are essentially mystical creatures. Whereas babies…<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Look at the cute little shirt.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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What about you? Do you have a baby and a cat? Do you agree with this comic? Tell us about it!<\/p>\n \t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a huge difference between having a baby and having a cat. For one, having a cat is not nearly as big an investment as having a baby is. Human children are demanding, require a lot of effort, and great care to keep them safe and secure. Cats, on the other hand, are far more […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,55],"tags":[99,57,65,8,110],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Featured-6-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8269\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defused.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}