{"id":91018,"date":"2021-08-25T13:03:05","date_gmt":"2021-08-25T13:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/defused.com\/?p=91018"},"modified":"2021-08-25T13:03:10","modified_gmt":"2021-08-25T13:03:10","slug":"insolent-prankster-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defused.com\/insolent-prankster-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Cat Owners Shared The Hilarious Things Their Insolent And Prankster Cats Did"},"content":{"rendered":"

Life’s always pretty happening if you’re a cat parent. You can’t exhale a sigh of relief one after the other, there’s always something that has to happen in between. Kitties are always up to something, trying to explore anything and everything. These fuzzy felines might seem to be very innocent, dilating their pupils and letting out those delicate meows, don’t fall for these tricks. They always have something going on in those furry paws and brains!<\/p>\n

They’ll ignore all the rules you’ve set, they don’t give a damn about them and aren’t even sorry for being like that. If you force your cat on doing something it’ll almost always do the opposite. Cats are rebellious in nature, they don’t like being dictated. They’ll drive you nuts but a single warm hug would compensate all!<\/p>\n

They’ll pee on the carpet and still come ask for food right away like a boss, they’ll rip the toilet paper off and sleep on the toilet seat so you can’t even poop in peace, they’ll scatter the trash bags and not even feel sorry for it, they’ll break your favorite flower pot while being mad at you but you won’t be allowed to get angry by any means. How ridiculous is the fact no matter what they do you can’t be mad at them because they are just so adorable and cuddly.<\/p>\n

Here we have brought forward hands-on owners whose kitties pulled some similar tricks on them. Get ready to burst into hysteric waves of laughter full of adore for these furry monsters!<\/p>\n

1. Letting down those guards<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0jcookoo \/ reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2. The kitty chronicles part 9034<\/h2>\n

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\u201cYou don\u2019t need to neuter him, he doesn\u2019t mark the apartment!\u201d But my mother didn\u2019t listen to me, and while I was at work, she took my cat to get neutered. I found out about it when the procedure had already been done and got very angry. 3 days later, when we were allowed to remove the recovery collar from the cat, and the first thing he did was mark the cabinet.<\/strong> \u00a9\u00a0Palata \u2116\u00a06\u00a0\/ Vkontakte<\/a><\/p>\n

3. Dirty business on the go<\/h2>\n

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I poured cat food for the cats. One of them ran out from the litterbox to celebrate this fact, doing her dirty business right on the go<\/strong>. \u00a9 cyber_amazon \/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

4. Reflection of the ancestor kitties<\/h2>\n

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One of\u00a0my\u00a0cats looks at\u00a0the water for 3\u00a0minutes before drinking\u00a0it. I\u00a0don\u2019t know, maybe it\u2019s normal, but the rest of\u00a0our cats don\u2019t do\u00a0that.<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0evil_solnishko\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

5. Me and my cat made a mutual decision<\/h2>\n

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I called the vet clinic saying, \u201cHello, I want to sign up to get microchipped.\u201d And, apparently, to make the silence even more awkward, I added, \u201cTo be more precise, this is what my cat wants.\u201d<\/strong> \u00a9\u00a0hovrashe\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

6. At your service<\/h2>\n

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When our cat underwent surgery, she couldn\u2019t get off the sofa by herself. That\u2019s why, when it was time to eat, my mother carried her off the sofa to the kitchen. And even after everything had healed and she could jump up on the wardrobe, she continued to call my mother to get her down from the sofa<\/strong>. \u00a9\u00a0nanjukgosipeo\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

7. Can’t believe my eyes<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0urvillageidiot \/ Twitter<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

That stare is a silent call for help…<\/p>\n

8. Don’t mess with her<\/h2>\n

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Our cat just thought that a\u00a0hissing bottle of\u00a0sparkling water tried to\u00a0bully her and hissed at\u00a0it\u00a0in\u00a0response<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0<\/a>RZekaSpiewanka\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

9. Her way of expressing love<\/h2>\n

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My cat uses her teeth more often than her claws. Other cats get angry and scratch people and ours get angry and bites, plays, and bites. Gets unhappy that everyone is gone and bites. You scratch her belly, she is happy, she purrs, and she bites<\/strong>. \u00a9\u00a0TwLdOpNDn7pCiyz\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

10. Shhhh, you noisy human<\/h2>\n

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My\u00a0cat really doesn\u2019t like it\u00a0when\u00a0I make noise. Loud music in\u00a0our apartment is\u00a0unofficially prohibited, as\u00a0well as\u00a0loud conversations. She always tries to\u00a0put things that I\u00a0am moving back into their place. When I\u00a0cook, clean, or\u00a0do\u00a0some other nonsense, she walks in\u00a0circles and looks displeased. But when\u00a0I sit down to\u00a0read or\u00a0study, she obediently lies down next to\u00a0me\u00a0and observes\u00a0me. Sometimes, it\u00a0seems like in\u00a0her past life, my\u00a0cat was a\u00a0librarian<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0Palata \u2116\u00a06\u00a0\/ Vkontakte<\/a><\/p>\n

11. Cat fur accessories, is the new trend<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0-GoldenCuddles- \/ reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

12. Too pure for this world<\/h2>\n

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My cat loves bottle caps more than anything else in the world. Once, I was upset and was crying in the bathroom, and she kept gathering her bottle caps for me and dropping them at the door. We don\u2019t deserve cats…<\/strong> \u00a9\u00a0nohoomans\u00a0\/ Reddit<\/a><\/p>\n

13. Struggles of a cat parent<\/h2>\n

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I\u00a0met a\u00a0neighbor after work at\u00a0the entrance lobby. She began asking me\u00a0about my\u00a0children and expressed a\u00a0desire to\u00a0get to\u00a0know my\u00a0little ones as\u00a0soon as\u00a0possible. She said that\u00a0I sing lullabies to\u00a0them before they go\u00a0to\u00a0bed very beautifully. Of\u00a0course, I\u00a0thanked her but cleverly avoided the necessity to\u00a0answer. I\u00a0do sing songs, but not for children. I\u00a0do it\u00a0for my\u00a0cat, who won\u2019t lie down with me\u00a0without a\u00a0special invitation<\/strong>.\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0Palata \u2116\u00a06\u00a0\/ Vkontakte<\/a><\/p>\n

14. What’s cookin’?<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0Anileve20 \/ Twitter<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

15. Drama dude<\/h2>\n

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My\u00a0brother had a\u00a0cat. He\u00a0was white, fluffy, and just handsome. But he\u00a0was also sneaky, nasty, and cunning. I\u00a0must say that he\u00a0was terrified of\u00a0my\u00a0brother. Once, we\u00a0saw my\u00a0brother on\u00a0the street and went to\u00a0his apartment to\u00a0have some coffee. We\u00a0entered the apartment, opened the door to\u00a0the kitchen, and saw this\u00a0\u2014 the cat was eating his owners\u2019 food products while sitting on\u00a0the table. When he\u00a0saw\u00a0us, and he\u00a0had no\u00a0choice but to\u00a0act like he\u2019d passed out.<\/strong>\u00a9 Palata \u2116\u00a06\u00a0\/ Vkontakte<\/a><\/p>\n

16. Food above all<\/h2>\n

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One day, my\u00a0cat was stretching and\u00a0I started to\u00a0pour cat food for him. He\u00a0ran to\u00a0the bowl, but at\u00a0the same time, he\u00a0continued to\u00a0stretch his rear legs. I\u00a0haven\u2019t seen any movement that was funnier than that.<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0juliavishnevsky\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

17. The sparkle in his eyes says it all!<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0smells_like_sunshine \/ reddit<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

18. What a creep<\/h2>\n

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Our cat, no\u00a0matter how hungry he\u00a0is, will never wake\u00a0us up\u00a0in\u00a0the middle of\u00a0the night. He\u2019ll just sit next to\u00a0the bed and wait. And he\u00a0will be\u00a0looking at\u00a0you. In\u00a0the night.<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0selfcritical_me\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

19. Don’t you give me that look, human<\/h2>\n

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My\u00a0cat is\u00a0very funny. I\u00a0am afraid to\u00a0meet eyes with her because when I\u00a0do, at\u00a0that same second, she starts to\u00a0run toward me\u00a0from the other side of\u00a0the apartment while purring loudly. She also begs for food in\u00a0a\u00a0funny way, while looking into my\u00a0mouth, and touching it\u00a0with her paws … At\u00a04\u00a0a.m.<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a9 _UNESCO_K\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

20. That’s adorable but a little creepy too<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0sveg_marshall \/ Twitter<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

21. The first impression isn’t the last one, after all<\/h2>\n

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Owners of\u00a0pedigree cats: \u201cWe\u00a0got our cat from the cattery, she has more certificates than you, and her pedigree is\u00a0better. We\u00a0needed a\u00a0spotted tabby color, and because of\u00a0this, we\u00a0had to\u00a0go\u00a0get our cat across the country.\u201d Us: \u201cWe\u00a0first saw our cat when it\u00a0fell on\u00a0us from the top of\u00a0the garage behind the dump.\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a9\u00a0Dr_Alice_Woods\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

22. Hey human, can you do this?<\/h2>\n
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via \u00a9\u00a0nameislinaa \/ Twitter<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

23. Miss lazy tail<\/h2>\n

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My cat doesn\u2019t walk up to the bowl, but moves the bowl toward himself because there is no need to humiliate yourself in front of some bowl<\/strong>. \u00a9\u00a0who_is_anko\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

24. A true depiction of feline grace<\/h2>\n

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Those who use the phrase \u201cfeline grace\u201d haven\u2019t seen my cat falling off the couch while he\u2019s asleep. Every time.<\/strong> \u00a9\u00a0SappyMrs\u00a0\/ Twitter<\/a><\/p>\n

I think it’s pretty clear how these feline furs make us fall for their cuteness every now and then. They try to act smart but sometimes the tricks fall the other way around. Then the meowing for help starts until we finally get them out of the trouble our kitties get themselves in. They are the way they and we love them for whatever they are!<\/p>\n

Let’s cherish our kitties together, do tell us about your feline stories too in the comments section below, we’re always up for furry craziness!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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