Dogs are adorable and well-behaved most of the time. Well, that is until they get bit by the crazy bug and engage in their bad boy shenanigans. In their “me time” they become someone else or should we say their true self. No one knows exactly what goes on in their head. Whatever it is, it’s crazy. When doggies are left alone without any caretaker, they do all sort of experiments and try to explore as much as possible. They stalk random objects, do their thorough examination and in the end perform surgery. Dog owners often come home to the corpse of sofas, pillows, and stuffing covering the whole floor or bits and pieces of their now-dead stuffed toys.
That’s not the only thing our beloved puppers do. The list is long. Did we mention, dogs have a great appetite? Well, after taking a look at their everyday activities that include chasing anything or anyone that appears to be suspicious or unusual, cuddling with their human, protecting the family, chewing a bone and the most important activity of chasing their tail they get exhausted and need a lot of food to fill up their tummy tank. Other than being fed the dog food, when the owner is not around they tend to steal food from the kitchen. Their intentions are good, of course.
No matter what our little four-legged buddies do and no matter how crazy they drive us, at the end of the day, they are our little goofballs and we love them to the moon and back. Nothing can make us love them any less. We at defused managed to compile 25 hysterical stories told by dog owners about their puppers doing weird stuff when they weren’t home. Scroll down to read and laugh.
#1 Guess he was taking revenge for something… “Hooman has not been a good hooman lately. Must take revenge.”
#2 “Hooman, I said no bath time. Now suffer.”
The dog does something against the liking of a human and the dog is the bad guy. It’s not always the case. Sometimes, it’s the other way around. But, of course, that’s what the dog thinks. Now, the dog must take revenge by doing the unexpected. Vengeance is the only thing on its mind…
#3 “Hooman, watch less TV and give me all your attention now.”
#4 He has an endless pit of hunger…
#5 Nothing can get past this one!
#6 Benito is a mischievous boy.
#7 Aww, poor puppy Teddy learned his lessons.
#8 Never judge a book by its cover.
#9 “This was the day me and my hooman learned a new lesson.”
#10 She must have thought that the dog shaved herself. Poor hooman.
#11 Maybe the dog was looking for something… Better keep an eye on it.
#12 Please keep your jewelry and all related items that can be swallowed away from your dog’s reach. NOTE: dogs reach everywhere…
#13 “Memories don’t count as memories, if I’m not in them.”
#14 Maybe it was comfier than the dog bed.
#15 “Now, rewind the past few days and find out what you did wrong hooman.”
#16 Maybe he was looking for the hidden treasure.
#17 We all need a bad experience to learn.
#18 Doggo wanted to celebrate too.
#19 She loves maths. Probably…
#20 She wanted to check how washing machine works.
#21 She’s just being creative with poop.
#22 The dog probably didn’t have enough time to take care of all the evidences at the crime scene.
#23 Who doesn’t love cheese?!
#24 This guy is a toy thief!
#25 A dog with a plan.
We laughed so hard and hope you did too. Some of these doggos were beyond our expectations in bad doings. Your doggo has not been a good boy lately? You got a story of your dog that we can add to our list? Please feel free to share it in the comments below, we love to hear from you. Also, share it with other dog owners who can relate.