The darker a joke is, the funnier it is.
Not everyone has a taste for dark humor. You have to be a little more intelligent than the others to get a dark humor joke. If you have ever made a dark joke and the other person tells you they didn’t find it funny, just know that they don’t have the IQ to understand black comedy. Well, you accept it or not but dark jokes come up with a twist and we love twists and turns. You would never see it coming but we know it will make you laugh like crazy at the end of the day if you have the mind to process that joke. Ever wondered why a joke seems funnier to one person but the other person doesn’t find it funny? It’s probably because they have the brain to get into the darkness and the irony of the joke.
The kind of jokes we make and the kind of jokes we like, tell a lot about what we think and how we think. Our taste in comedy tells a lot about our personality. You are probably a genius if you have a taste for dark jokes. Nothing is inappropriate or unethical when it comes to dark comedy, everything is fun for the dark humor lovers. If you have dark humor, then let us tell you that you are just at the right place because we have made a compilation of some of the most laughable dark jokes for you. So without further ado, scroll down and laugh with us at these dark jokes.
1. “I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.”
Credits: Riccardo Falcon
Keep that a secret.
2. “My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.”
When you are the next.
3. “When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.”
Credits: Glenn Carstens-Peters
That’s the only way to make use of a pocket knife when you are on a date.
4. “My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?””
Credits: engin akyurt
5. “I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re being a respectful friend. Do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.”
Credits: Jens Mahnke
How are we gonna deal with the double standards?
6.”Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.”
Credits: Thgusstavo Santana
When you visit your childhood home and residents refuse to let you in.
7. “You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.”
Credits: Filipe Dos Santos Mendes
8. “My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.”
Credits: Rachel Claire
Are we going the right way?
9. “I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.”
Credits: Alexander Dummer
Us and the kids.
10. Grandfather was such a great man.
11. “The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.”
Credits: Gustavo Fring
What a kind judge he was!
12. “The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.”
Credits: George Milton
Some mistakes need to be made.
13. “Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. “My friend isn’t breathing,” he shouts into the phone. “What should I do?” “Relax,” the operator tells him. “I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, “OK, now what?””
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Credits: Elle Hughes
14. “My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.”
15. “A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.””
Credits: Anton Atanasov
Now that is something really dark.
16. “I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.”
Credits: NIKOLAY OSMACHKO
Oh, the poor guy.
17. “What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.”
Credits: Skylar Kang
Have Alzhiemers and diarrhea and forget everything.
18. “Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.”
Credits: Anna Shvets
19. “A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Credits: Sebastián León Prado
You know, you could do better?
20. “As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.”
Credits: Bernie Almanzar
We all lose people.
21. “I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.”
If you have a taste for dark humor, count yourself in that 1 percent.
22. “My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.”
How are we supposed to have a good day at work?
23. Congratulations! You have been tested positive for IQ.
24. “My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. “She obviously has COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste.””
Credits: Jonathan Borba
It’s time to get your test done because your taste is lost.
25. “My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.”
Credits: Tima Miroshnichenko
What are younger brothers for? The only thing a younger sibling does is getting annoyed at you for literally no reason or for everything you do. Well, elder siblings love teasing their younger siblings by telling them they were adopted and that our parents don’t love you because you are the adopted child. Well, such things add fun to our life and nothing is wrong with it. One thing we all need to accept about dark jokes or the dark comedy is that it makes your mind to work. You ponder upon the joke until you laugh at it.
It is not easy to come up with a good joke and it is even harder to make people laugh with your silly jokes. People usually laugh at jokes they can relater to. You may find dark jokes disgusting but no doubt, they are better than the stress news channels give us or the anxiety social media give us. Dark jokes and comedy give us a space to laugh out the stress and depression and feel the moment. Comedy does not only make us laugh but it is also a great way to create bonding. We tend to bond with the ones who have the same taste in comedy as us.
26. “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.”
Credits: Ron Lach
That moment when you are told the truth.
27. “Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!”
Credits: Ricardo Esquivel
The only way you can take your revenge.
28. Enjoy the sniper life.
29. “A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.””
Credits: Karolina Grabowska
You may be a talking tree but you
30. “My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.”
Credits: Sharon McCutcheon
Decisions are made.
31. Excess of everything is bad.
32. Siri never lies.
Credits: Omid Armin
33. That’s what comedians do all the time.
34. We all have to die in the end.
35. “Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.”
36. When you fail to be with your father in his last moments.
38. I have good and bad news for you! Which one do you want to hear first?
39. That time of life when you can’t manage to do both.
40. When you are tested positive for COVID and also can’t stay away from your wife.
That’s pure love.
41. All you need is an apple.
42. Let’s make this interesting.
43. Why do people break hearts when they can break bones?
44. So you finally found out.
45. You wanna know what’s worse than that?
46. Is your fish that talented?
47. “Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.”
48. Doctor: Hope, it will comfort you.
49. And I am pretty disappointed.
50. When no one gives you a straight answer:
Just like that, dark comedy is never straight, it is unexpected. Well, unexpected jokes crack us up in fits of laughter. We all need to hear jokes sometimes to bring a little drama and a little joy into our lives and nothing can do it better than a dark joke. Are you a dark humor lover? Do dark jokes make you laugh? If yes, consider yourself a genius. Tell us in the comments below which one of these dark jokes made you laugh today?