The dogs have arrived to clean sweep Tinder.
Those who have fallen in love know what a complex thing ‘love’ is. The idealistic or optimistic view says love is one of the strongest potions in the world which makes you feel happy, and positive all the time. It makes you feel everything you ever did was just to get to this point and that all life-related problems would now vanish because the power of love is beyond anything you could ever imagine.
The pessimistic or negative view says love is a waste of time and money. The cost of living which is already so high in today’s contemporary world increases drastically and no it doesn’t double, the expenses tend to quadraple. Just to impress your lady or man you tend to go beyond your limits and book a table for two at Nobu and the bill then gives you mild headache for 3 days at the very least.
So yeah, dating is tough, it isn’t easy today. And that isn’t just for animals, that goes for our animals as well, especially dogs who are very interested in love just like us humans. Doggos like to inspect everything before they give their seal of approval. And that inspection ranges from testing anger limits to sniffing butt holes just to make sure everything is nice and good. But that isn’t a problem The problem is, the world has now been introduced to so many dating apps, and finding the right partner has become very complex now. You now have to judge their entire personality through a virtual text chat, which could be entirely false and made up. And then when you finally meet them, 80% of the time, it’s just a sad realization of wasted money on Uber.
Tinder is the most famous dating app in the world. As of 2021, Tinder has over 57 million users, and that includes our good boy dogs who are fully committed and have not given up in their search for true love.
Let’s take a look at some of these dogs on Tinder anxiously waiting for the love potion. Scroll down below to see your pawfect matches.
As you guys can see, being coolio is not a tough job for them at all.
My guy looks like a lady’s man who is ready to sweep all the female doggos in the town and buy them free beer.
1. A hardworking Entrepreneur who means nothing but business.
2. An adventurous and brave doggo looking for a partner to share happy and exciting experiences with.
Doesn’t everyone have that on their bucket list? A partner, who you love to death, to explore the world with. Seems as though Zeus is going to beat me to it
3. A whiny dog who loves is looking for someone who is equally whiny and has a little bit of naughty in them
It is a very well-known fact that a lot of people use tinder just to satisfy their sexual needs, and it is very rare that they find someone who has the same desires. Seems like Dakota is very well aware of such people OR dogs and has already put a barrier to avoid them.
4. A very confident Cooper is looking for some seriousness.
You know when dogs get straight to butt-sniffing, the intentions are very serious. And the fact that Mr. Cooper here isn’t into all chat clearly shows that the guy is very committed to the concept of true love and wants to avoid long-distance relationships. I don’t think any dog can swipe left on this boy.
5. A dog who believes in the strength of family.
It is always good to remind everyone of the importance of family and friends. After all, they are the ones who look after us during tough times and days of suffering. Given how our cute 1-year-old Gizmo has confidently announced his love for family and friends is a nice thing to do. It is always a good thing to not hide anything. Keeping things as clear as possible is the key to success.
6. She ain’t playing no games here.
Bella is actually a very smart doggo here. Letting everyone know all the “Yeses” and “Nos” helps everyone. Those who don’t make the cut won’t have to waste their time waiting for Bella to respond. Anyways, that profile picture is definitely going to excite a lot of dogs on Tinder. Good luck, Bella.
7. The playboy is in town.
You know their wild intentions very clear when they say “Not looking for anything serious.” Max the PlayBoy is out there stealing some chicks.
8. Damn straight yo!
My God Tobey out here spending that extra cash to hire a professional photographer to get that perfect profile picture. And that profile info, extremely precise. Seems like he knows the weak spots of dogs. 2 years do give you a lot of experience, after all.
Wow, all these dogs have a very strong game. Everyone had a unique point of attraction and I am pretty sure they will get a lot of likes. And all of them look so cute. They should definitely find true love. Let’s get them viral, guys.
Scroll down below for more dogs trying their luck on Tinder.
9. A mature doggo who has learned from past experiences and is also open to felines. Oo La La!
Ginger looks so adorable. It sucks to see it has had some bad experiences with love in the past. But I personally believe it is a good thing to have bad experiences. It teaches you a lot of lessons and improves your knowledge. Look at Ginger now, all cautious and even ready to experiences new things, like getting into cats. Love has no gender, so I fully support it. You go, Ginger!
10. Tucker is straight forward and I think that puts him to advantage.
11. Mr. Steal your girl!
Curiosity does kill the cat, a dog in this case. See how Wolfman is using cryptic words to send hints. It gives off a very smart vibe and could help our Mr. Steal Your Girl to pull some
12. The classic butt pic!
Sorry to break it to you Annie, but showing your butt will get you less good boys and more red rocket pictures. Sorry, but someone had to break it to you.
13. Romeo is looking for his Juliet.
14. You always know when the time is right to settle down.
It is so crazy how everyone ultimately realizes there is no fun in games and temporariness. Eternal happiness and peace only come with settling down, finding a partner, and living a happy life with them. I wish you luck in your future endeavors, Roscoe.
15. I don’t think I need to say anything here.
Roxanne out here is up for everything. What a girl! Talk about experiences, eh!
So, which one was your favorite. I know, it is very hard to select one because I loved them all. But if I was a dog, I would have super liked Ginger. Ginger seems like a keeper and isn’t that we all look for?
I really hope you guys enjoyed these dogs showing their commitment to true love and looking for partners to enjoy the rest of their lives. Feel free to share your favorite profile, and your thoughts, in the comments section down below.