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This Karen story breaks all records of dumbness.
When you try to teach a little kid something and it makes a mistake in the process, you regard that as the kid’s innocence and forgive him/her as it is still in a learning phase and has to use a lot of brain power to understand everything. We are talking about a little kid here whose entire purpose for the day is to cry, play, eat, poo, and sleep. They are allowed to be dumb because they are yet to attain full control over their senses. A grownup woman, who has all idea about everything, knows how to talk, how to do what they want to do, and apparently has all control over their senses, shouldn’t ideally be making the mistakes that a little kid makes.
Well, in grownup human beings, there is a major exception of a certain kind of woman. We refer to them as Karens. A Karen will behave just like a child. Not because they are yet to attain control over their senses but due to the fact that they have zero brain cells to develop a rationale. The main factor for their dumbness, however, is their ego. A Karen is that entitled person who thinks whatever she says is correct. Her ego is so inflated that it clouds her senses and that is where they fail the understand the easy difference between right and wrong. They feel they are superior to everyone else and what they say, even if it is wrong, is correct. This makes Karens extremely infuriating, annoying, and mean. Some people, or should I say everyone, tries to avoid these brainless grownups at all cost. But we love keeping in touch because of the hilarious stories they provide us about their awesome dumbness and outclass foolish decisions.
Today’s story is about such a Karen and is the dumbest one you have so far heard of. This Karen decided one day that she needs to have a salad so she goes to a restaurant and orders food. The problem is, that she does not order a salad but she wants to eat it. The food gets served and Karen goes wild after not seeing the salad she was so craving. So, as per tradition, Karen started slamming the waiter for not bringing her the salad, that “she never ordered”.
You guys are going to love this one. Scroll down below to enjoy yet another Karen making an absolute fool out of herself.
1. Yet another case of a Karen not being able to function properly.
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2. OP works at a restaurant and is also completing their education. That’s nice.
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3. Uh ho, good luck with these customers, kid.
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4. The Karen gang hasn’t even settled and has already started complaining. Classic!
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5. OP seems like a very kind and cooperative waiter. Unfortunately, Karens don’t know what those words mean.
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6. Looks like Karen is in a mood of a salad.
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7. OP tried their best to explain to Karen that what she was ordering wasn’t a salad.
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8. Great explanation and a nice solution. Karen must’ve definitely understood.
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9. But it is a Karen they are trying to deal with. No way is a Karen going to ever try to make sense of things.
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10. I don’t think there’s any other way left to get the point across.
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11. So Karen finally decides to order the appetizer. You can bet she still thinks it’s a salad.
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I know all of you can guess what’s gonna happen next. Her order will get served, which is a salmon dish, she will start screaming and going coco over the dish not being a salad, and drama will ensue. This woman is so freaking infuriating. I have got to give it to that waiter for keeping their cool. There is no way this woman can be explained anything.
What’s even more gutting is that things don’t end on salads. The drama pursues further toward the drinks. Scroll down below to continue reading. You are bound to feel a strong temptation to punch this entitled Karen right on that wide mouth of hers.
12. There we go…Of course, it is not a salad because you guys didn’t order one.
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13. She knows where it’s written and is still failing to realize WHAT is written.
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14. OP is so infuriated right now. You can tell he is so in the mood to punch Karen in the face.
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15. Have we finally reached a consensus here? Is Karen happy?
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16. Oh for god’s sake. Now Karen wants something that isn’t even on the restaurant’s menu.
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17. Details of the situation were laid before the Karen to ignore, obviously.
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18. What now?
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19. She literally just agreed to sparkling water with lemon slices. This woman needs to leave.
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20. Oh wow, her damaged brain finally managed to process something.
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21. Kuddos to this kid for surviving a Karen. They are not easy and I feel bad.
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Props to you if you were able to complete this post without getting angry. I hope you guys enjoyed this one. Don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comments section down below.
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