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Guy Loses It When His Date Orders, Then Eats, A Sizeable Salad

This message was sent to a woman by the person she had gone on her first date with, telling her that he believed their personalities weren’t compatible due to the way she had consumed her salad. Her date criticised her for eating her salad in a “greedy” and unladylike” manner. Redditor u/Ryanfunroe submitted screenshots of the SMS conversation to the r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit. We were unable to confirm this, however it is very safe to assume that these text messages are not their original creation and have been republished by the user. The arbitrary norms we have managed to establish for first dates are amazing. What’s wrong with being who you are and letting things work out?

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Why have we created so many crazy hurdles to jump over? Sure, it’s crucial to ensure that you make the best possible impression on any first encounter. However, we often overcomplicate situations like this, particularly regarding relationships. Readers criticized the date’s attitude in the comments section as you can see below.

“God forbid you eat like a normal person and require energy to survive,” said Sexy_McSexypants.

“Hmm, that block button lookin’ good,” remarked CPTGojira.

“As good as the salad?” another user responded.

“‘You was pose to have butterflies’ – just this sentence alone would make me want to never speak to this person again,”

See the screenshots and reactions after the break. Why have we created so many crazy hurdles to jump over? Sure, it’s crucial to ensure that you make the best possible impression on any first encounter. However, we often overcomplicate situations like this, particularly regarding relationships. Readers criticized the date’s attitude in the comments section.
See the screenshots and reactions after the break.

1. The crux 

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2. Just a casual conversation and how it all started 

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3. Can you believe this guy actually saying this?

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4. This is actually hilarious

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5. Really, how can someone be so mad at someone for eating food? Like literally 

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6. We all need food to survive and people who be mad over it and nothing but nerds

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7. People are really throwing nice humor 

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8. He literally said that she should pose to have butterflies in the belly..

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9. Basically, if we could some up the story into a one liner

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10. That’s what real people do, letting the other person be their real self 

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11. Exactly what needed to be said

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12. We are supposed to act what we are not, not finish our food, act all blushing and sh*t

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13. Hilarious 

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14. People really have a nice humor hair 

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15. He literally said that, I can’t imagine talking to this guy..

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16. Hahaha, this is iconic

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17. Regardless of the outcome, one should never compromise on food

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This really was an amazing story. The guy seems a reckless control freak and the way he described it all is speechless. Share your feedback with us and stay tuned for more.
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