What have you been up to during quarantine? Did you make any realizations? Are you bored of your job? Are you done with being human? Like actually done? Then we have something for you which you might be interested in. We have a complete guide for you by which you can stop being human and become a CAT! Yes you read it right, you can become a cat by following the steps that have been mentioned below.
Why be a cat you ask? Why not I say. Cats are lovely, they are cute, they are hilarious and funny. They can make anyone fall in love with them instantly. And there are a lot of cat people in the world, someone would surely love keeping you around. You don’t have to anything, just sit and purr, and people will love you for just purring (yes humans can be that naive at times)
Well if you are now convinced of being a cat, scroll down and get to know the steps that will lead you to be cat!
1. This step is applicable everywhere, even in public transports!
2. This one is the easiest!
3. Learn how to gaze and stare.
4. Pretending to crave attention.
5. Always remember, human is the perfect seat.
6. Or they will leave you with the neighbours…
7. Do weird things to keep yourself entertained.
8. Act unbothered most of the time.
9. Help your hooman poop!
10. Also make sure you do it in a spot where hooman regularly steps on it.
11. EAT ONLY WET FOOD! NOTHING ELSE.
12. Socks are the real toys.
13. Don’t let them do there tasks, or they’ll ignore you.
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14. Chew your hoomans hair.
15. Stare at their meals until they give you a portion of it.
16. It’s over, said the cat.
17. In other words be unapproachable.
18. Don’t get out, even if they bribe you.
19. Watch’em nakey nakey.
20. Make lots of noise so you can disturb their peaceful sleep.
21. Because thats what you are good at.
22. Show’em your puppy eyes!
23. Leave your mark, wherever u go!
24. Be there for your hooman!
25. Give little gifts to your hooman.
26. “I am watchin ya!”
27. Never accept divided attention!
28. That way, you won’t be seen.
29. Make’em do your tasks for ya!
30. Hair, purfect for flossing teeth!
31. Hide the controls and waste their time.
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32. Make them as late as possible.
33. Drink from their drinks
34. First thing you do is ignore their existence.
35. Underneath the sofa, lies the missing items.
36. Scatter, scatter and scatter! That should be your motto.
37. Wake them and ask them to entertain you!
38. Say no to fancy toys!
39. Watch them eat and they will give surely share it with you.
40. Be a nice, helping cat.
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41. The more head scratches, the better.
42. Always remember, hoomans secretly dislike plants. DESTROY THEM!
43. Be clingy when human is about to leave.
44. Love the miniature human, only while he/she is asleep.
45. Wrappers make the best toys.
46. Climb, again and again.
47. Be the helping hand in spreading sheets.
48. Leave scratches on every inch of the sofa.
49. Now, you have some other favorite food.
50. See a toilet roll? ATTACK!
Haha, aren’t these illustrations really funny and hilarious?I hope you found all these tips and tricks useful, they will surely help you be a cat and understand your cats behaviors in a better way! Which one of these was your favorite “how to be a cat” tip? Let us know in the comments section below!