Considering that Disney is an American institution in the field of children’s media, it is understandable that the corporation would be known for producing wholesome content on a consistent basis. However, just because a show is advertised as “clean” does not preclude the authors from having a little fun with their humor. Even more impressive, we believe, is when the jokes are nonetheless amusing to us grownups despite the absence of any filthy material.
Some Disney characters are masters at the art of making smart and sarcastic remarks. In the case that they’re having a bad day, they’ll let the world know about it and never miss an opportunity to come up with a vicious reply. For those of you who haven’t seen these insults before, don’t worry; we have compiled the greatest of them in one spot so that you can use them in almost any situation where needed.
These insults and comebacks are compiled from our favorite Disney movies, so keep reading to see some of the best ones!
1. There are many things to learn from Maleficent.
2. Rather than complimenting Rapunzel, Mother Gothel was actually praising herself.
3. Uncle Hades not coming slow.
4. That’s rude!
5. Those three hyenas are oddly endearing. They’re the epitome of brainless speech.
6. Some Atlantis scenes are simply brilliant.
7. Well, we all can relate to this one.
8. Ouch! That’s insulting.
9. Correct!
10. Mulan had some classic comebacks.
11. This could be any Gen Z therapist’s response.
12. Imagine Hakuna Matata doing some Hula moves…
13. This.never.gets.old!
14. People! Read it, read that again!
15. Look at Pleakley’s confusing and questioning smile.
When it comes to razor-sharp witty clever comebacks and insulting comments, Disney knows how to bring the cruelty out in full force. It’s true that you wouldn’t want to get caught in the thick of a heated argument with some of these vicious Disney characters.
Loving these witty comments? Then keep scrolling down for more and keep taking notes!
16. That face tho!
17. People who use dating apps can relate to this one.
18. Why are these mermaids so smart!
19. BURNNN!
20. Howdy Howdy Howdy!
21. Isn’t that bullying?
22. You Naughty Hermes!
23. The best one so far.
24. People who don’t understand my sarcasm:
25. He does have a pretty smile though!
26. Someone’s mindless blabbering must’ve really pissed the march hare off for him to be screaming like this.
27. Women really need to make their own dictionary for all the clueless men out there.
28. This wall clock really knows what love confessions are all about.
29. Ah! Yes, the two gifts of old age, back pain, and ruthless sarcasm
30. Flynn makes even his insults sound like he’s flirting.
Have you ever noticed these comebacks while watching Disney animated films? If not, then which comeback caught your eyes the most?
Also, don’t forget to share these best Disney retorts with your Disney die-hard friends to brighten their day.