Keanu Reeves (5/13)

In truth, despite being a voracious reader, a life philosopher, and an exceptionally clever actor, Keanu Reeves has had to deal with being called a doofus throughout his career. Since he keeps so much to himself, many people have attempted to fill in the blanks. Reeves’ friends and family assert that most of this speculation has been false.

He reluctantly joined in on the Sad Keanu meme, admitting that “having your picture snapped when you’re eating a sandwich is still bothersome. It makes me sad.