Malaika
Parents have a difficult job.
They must not only teach their children valuable lessons that will benefit them throughout their lives, but they must also ensure that they do not lose their sanity in the process. Even if your child is the most well-behaved kid ever, there will be times when they will drive you insane, and I say this as lovingly as possible. Don’t get me wrong: children are wonderful and a blessing, but being a parent is not without its challenges.
The truth bombs your child will inevitably drop on you are the most difficult thing to adjust to as a parent. As we all know, children lack any kind of filter and do not think before they speak. They will say whatever comes to mind, and it is often hilarious beyond belief. That is what we will be concentrating on today. We’ve gathered some of the most amusing tweets from parents all over the world.
So, if you have children, you will undoubtedly relate to these, for better or worse. Simply scroll down to see for yourself and have fun.
#1 That honestly sounds like a difficult time. I wonder what will happen.
#2 This perfectly describes what kind of a cook this person is.
Though I can’t judge him because there have been times when I have forgotten that I was cooking something and checked to see that it was all burnt to a crisp.
#3 The things you have to do to make sure your kid doesn’t run around naked.
#4 This is the question that everyone needs to ask themself before deciding to have kids.
And I don’t think I am ever going to be ready for that.
#5 Now I am in the mood for a Mcflurry.
#6 That is one way to break your parent’s heart.
#7 If I ever did that, my mother would have kicked me out of the house.
#8 Sometimes it is better not to know something.
Curiosity is not always a good thing especially in these cases if you are not ready for the truth.
#9 Kids will learn swear words anyway so what is the point in stopping?
#10 I hate folding laundry and I don’t think anybody likes it.
#11 Toddlers should come with subtitles enabled.
How are we supposed to know what they are saying?
#12 You make the rules but that doesn’t mean you have to follow them.
#13 They will cause a ruckus and it is never a good time.
#14 Even the thought of that is causing me anxiety.
It always turns a weird green color or poopy brown and I can’t even think about it anymore.
#15 Atleast she wants to spend time with him and that is all he can ask for.
#16 We all had a hunch as to where this was going to go but I was not ready for that.
#17 I wouldn’t know what to say to that.
To be fair, potatoes come in all shapes and sizes.
#18 I don’t think that question needed to be asked.
#19 I would not be a good History teacher.
I don’t even remember what I had for breakfast let alone what happened in the 19th century.
#20 And you can never switch these settings on command.
#21 Remember what I said about kids not having a filter?
#22 To be fair, Target has everything one could need.
#23 Sounds like a good idea but payback isn’t fun.
Were any of these relatable to you? What was the strangest thing your child ever said to you that surprised you? We love hearing from our readers, so please share your thoughts in the comments section below. Don’t forget to share these tweets with your friends so they can have some good old-fashioned fun as well.