4/20
I apologize for us closing AGAIN.
My 2 new cashiers quit because I said their boyfriends couldn’t stand here for their entire shift.
Don’t Hire Gen Z’s
They don’t know what work actually means.
NOW HIRING!
*Baby-boomers only. Thanks!
“Now hiring baby boomers… for the salary, I paid new-to-the-workforce teens” is sure to bring in massive crowds.” said grobmob. User Ya-Dikobraz replied “Most boomers are retired now. Some of those retired would actually do something like a cashier job. I also feel like they really meant Gen-X, not Boomers. But Gen-X is like the forgotten generation.”
“FFS. I’m a boomer, and the last place I’d work is somewhere with only boomers.” said another user. Overall, it appears that the supposed inventor of the sign is completely incorrect and that the sign is likely a symptom of a toxic employer.