The English language is all kinds of screwed up.
And I should know since I am not a native speaker. While it is true that English is the most spoken language in the world, there are many parts of the language that are just plain weird. From words with the same spelling not sounding similar to words with different spelling pronounced the exact same way.
I started learning English when I was a kid and I hated all the grammar rules and that there were so many words that weren’t pronounced the same as their spelling. That is why today we are paying homage to the English language all of it’s f**kery. So scroll on below and take a look.
#1 How are you supposed to know which way is the ‘correct’ way?
#2 I don’t think I can take anymore and we have only just started.
#3 You know what I think? This would a great rap!
#4 Very funny especially the last one.
#5 This is making my brain melt.
#6 Know, Just know.
#7 Many people have jumped off a bridge because of this.
#8 I have read too much and this won’t lead me anywhere.
#9 I have no idea and I don’t think I wanna know the answer.
#10 All I can see now are ‘that that that that’.
While most of these do seem to be the highest level of f**ckey, usually people don’t use these in normal day to day conversation. And although we love to dump on the English language it is much easier than many languages out there like Mandarin Chinese or Arabic.
#11 My brain is starting to really hurt now.
#12 Honestly, I feel for him.
#13 This is making me feel sh*tty and it needs to stop.
#14 I think I will stick with the day after tomorrow or you know, The actual day name!
#15 I read it aloud and now my family thinks I’m crazy.
#16 I know this and I use both of the meaning quite a lot.
#17 And don’t forget about the big floppy hat!
The English language can mess up one’s head completely when they are trying to learn the basics. With practice, it is somewhat ‘easy’ to speak, read, and write like a native speaker but it will make you want to scream at times.
#18 Huh, I never thought of it this way but that is true.
#19 But we do you use the word handy though.
#20 Being Rick Rolled is the best.
#21 I am pretty chuffed with this post.
#22 This is pretty confusing.
What do you think of the English language now? Comment down below and let us know.