Cats have a very dominating personality.
Well, at least they try to have one. We all know that cats are small and adorable and we can’t help but carry them around like a baby. To us, they are just a little ball of fur that needs cuddles all the time. However, to themselves, they think they are still considered gods, just like in Ancient Egypt. They try to boss people around and it frustrates them when no one is listening. I can understand. Since they are very closely related to lions, I think their minds are just stuck in the wrong body. But cats do seem to take their revenge on us. How? Not letting us work, not letting us sleep, ruining and breaking things around the house and, that too, on purpose. Cats are pretty chaotic.
But what would it be like if they could text you? I wish cats could talk. It could make us understand them more. We could understand things like why they scream outside the bathroom door when we’re inside, or why they stomp us in the stomach around 3 AM. We might not have those answers for now, but we can settle for funny cat texts meanwhile. Scroll down below to see what it would look like if your cat could text you:
1. I ain’t calling you a truther.
2. Creepy Mittens just wants to stalk in you in the bathroom.
3. Consider the mouse a gift.
4. He did you a favour!
How do you like these so far? Did they crack you up? These are actually pretty accurate if you ask me. Cats are known to be assertive and dominating. And they certainly don’t let a giant human dictate what they can or can not do in their lives. They are free spirits and it is going to stay that way. But honestly, none of us are complaining. We love it. Scroll down below for the rest of the hilarious texts:
5. Who refuses a good knock-knock joke?!
6. Why do they walk across it when they can walk around it?
7. Stop imprisoning them!
8. Oh no, someone is in trouble.
What did you think about these funny Mittens texts? What would your cat say if it could text you? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!