Danish
Dreams really do come true. An excited Reddit user u/MantaRayBill shared a story about the day his dream came true as he was at a gardening store and got approached by a woman who mistook him for a staff member. He mentioned he had always been waiting for someone to mistake him for an employee and he wished for that person to be rude so he could give them a taste of their own medicine and he had no plans to hold any of his punches…or should I say punchlines.
And that is exactly what happened. The woman who approached him was extremely rude to him and tried ordering him around. OP knew exactly what to do as he started obliterating her with one burning diss after the other until she was left with no other option but to leave.
Scroll down below to read this beautifully narrated story about a dream coming true.
1. What did? Let’s find out.
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2. OP got bored sitting at home so he decided to visit his friend at a gardening hardware store wearing clothes that look somewhat similar to the uniform of the store employees…but not so similar to fool anyone.
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3. OP waited for Tim to get free so they could finally hang out together.
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4. While OP was busy shopping for some socket sets, an old woman approached OP.
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5. She has mistaken OP for a worker at the store.
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6. OP suddenly feels confusion wrapping all over him.
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7. The confusion soon turned into excitement as OP’s dream of being mistaken for an employee by a rude customer finally came true. He was ready to live this moment.
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8. A smooth start to let Gina know she is at the wrong side of the store to get what she wants.
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9. Gina orders OP to get the bags of mulch for her while he constantly ran his mind to think of his next diss.
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10. And out of nowhere, OP annihilates Gina in the most Aussie way possible…and then tells her to leave.
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11. You guessed it, she got extremely angry and wanted to see the manager.
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12. And OP simply told her to go see him for herself and bring him here if she wants…he is not holding back.
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13. I can actually visualize that angry spin and her storming off…I cannot stop laughing.
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14. OP let everything know to Tim as he waited for Gina to return with the manager.
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15. Tim wanted to stay and see everything happen as he told the manager on duty was Dave and he knows exactly how to deal with such situations.
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You see I wouldn’t have sided with OP at all had it been a calm and collected customer. Gina was rude right from the start. OP started off easy and told her exactly where she would find the bags of mulch that she wanted. But then she ordered OP to go get them for her. This is when OP smelled the entitlement and it was at this moment that Gina knew she f*cked up. From that point onwards OP did not hold back and I fully support it.
Just an advice, OP you should consider standup comedy because what I have read so far is absolutely hilarious. Let’s see what happened next. Scroll down below to continue reading.
16. Gina finally returns and it’s Dave with her. Dave approaches Tim and confronts him for being rude to Gina.
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17. Gina then lets Dave know that it’s OP she has a problem with and that confuses Dave to his core because he doesn’t work there.
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18. Dave tries telling that to Gina but of course she doesn’t believe it.
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19. It was very clear to everyone that OP was wearing a burgundy shirt not a bright red one which was the actual color of the uniform. So OP hit Gina with a color blindness joke there and then.
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20. Sorry Gina, OP is a customer and he is speaking just like you are. If Dave didn’t stop you, he can’t stop OP either.
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21. Dave keeps trying to feed it into Gina’s brain that OP doesn’t work there while Tim almost has a heart-att*ck laughing at the whole situation.
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22. Gina threatened to report them to the head office. Dave had had enough after hearing this and asked her to do it but after leaving the store.
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23. After seeing no possibility to save the situation for herself, Gina leaves the store without achieving anything.
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24. Tim couldn’t stop laughing, Dave didn’t know what just happened and OP explained to Dave how Gina deserved everything that happened to her.
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25. Even if she does call head office, she won’t have a case to make. Who will she file a complaint against? Another customer?
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26. OP apologized to Dave for any inconvenience. Tim got him a discount on the socket set that he bought. Happy days!
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Here are some of the comments shared on the story:
27. It seemed like a goal on his bucket list was about to get ticked off.
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28. OP was in no mood to hold back and he didn’t He had waited so long for this opportunity.
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29. It is safe to say, the Reddit community absolutely loved what OP did to Gina.
30. A well-deserved destruction if you ask me.
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