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Our love for Chonky cats is never-ending.
There’s just something so oddly satisfying about big chonky cattos. It just makes us wanna hold them and squeeze all the loving fluff out of them. Of course, all cats are lovely no matter what color or size, but these cats specifically are irresistable. The way they look at you, the way they sit, walk, stretch, and try to run is all just perfectly amazing. We know we don’t have to sell it to you, but these chonkers are absolutely out of this world and they will entertain you more than any other pet.
Now, before we present you with our fine collection of chonkers, note that there’s a little twist involved. The following cats are no ordinary chonkers, instead they’re all sitting like old grumpy men. Which makes it all the more interesting as grumpy old folks relate well with these massive fluffy cats. Check them out below!
“Hey son. Go fetch me another beer, would ya?”
“Mind your own business, peasant.”
“I swear if anyone compares me to a ballsack one more time, I’ll end you all.”
“There’s nothing to see here, Robert. I would appreciate some privacy.”
What’s more interesting is that after cats become chonky, they start exhibiting their typical cat behviour twice as much. They start caring even less, appear more fed up and demand more snacks on a daily basis. While all of this is simply because they’re chubby, we thought it might funny to put this in a mathematical equation – Cat behaviour is directly propotional to chonkiness. The chonkier the cat, the catier the cat (if that makes sense).
Nothing like a good body-stretch after walking all the way to the sofa.
“It’s not easy being 20 with the problems of a 60-year-old…”
“I’m now convinced that my cat is secretly an old grumpy man.”
Not sure if this one is a Cat or a massive Tarantula…
Who needs exercise when you can burn fat with red wine? Am I right? *winks*
It’s true that chonky cats are really fun to have around even if all they do is sit and stare at you. But, it’s actually very bad for them. Obese cats are at a very high risk of developing a number gastrointestinal diseases along with diabetes, liver problems, pancreatitis and arthritis. They may be fun to cuddle and snuggle with but if we don’t make them exercise, pay attention to their diet and their overall health, things can turn out ugly. So jokes aside, folks! Take care of your chonky bois.
Oh, lawd! He’s everywhere!
When you’re lazy af but got Shrek’s level of self-confidence.
We’ve got to admit, they do sit like old men.
They’ve even got the right expressions.
“What do you mean it’s not time for dinner yet, woman?!”
Oh, no! It’s Lord Beerus. Forgive us, Your Highness.
“What’s so funny? Do I look like a fool to you?”
“Don’t mistake my innocent face for weakness, peasant. I’m fiercer than a lion.”
These cats are just like dads who doze off sitting in front of the TV at 9pm.
“Who you callin a lazy nutsack? You ugly, good-for-nothing piece of sh*t.”
“Consider yourself lucky, hooman. If I wanted you’d be dead already for laughing at me.”
Hope you enjoyed this grumpy chonkers as much as we did. Do you own a cat that sits or acts like this too? Share with us in the comments below!