Marriage is not always the fantasy that it is portrayed to be.
I understand that weddings can be a fantasy straight out of a book, and we spend a lot of money making it the perfect day, but what about the days after that? I mean, we do marry our partners and spend the rest of our lives with them. However, few people understand this and realize too late that things change when they marry. Living with someone can be complicated even if you are not married. And when it comes to that, these husbands have all the complaints tallied.
I’m sure we’ve all heard of boomer humour, in which they make jokes about their wives and the concept of marriage. That is exactly what today is all about. However, this does not mean that many people will not be able to identify with these statements. So, if you’re looking for some lighthearted fun and don’t usually take things too seriously, scroll down and have a look for yourself.
#1 Atleast it is only towels and not forcing you to use the correct side of toilet paper.
#2 Sometimes, being determined is good, even if it doesn’t pan out.
#3 The same spoon she used for the jam was used in peanut butter. Heresy!
I can only hope that what I see is jam and not something like ketchup. To be fair, I’ve seen people eat worse things than ketchup on bread but you never know.
#4 I wasn’t aware being married required matching clothes.
#5 These are called trick questions and should never be answered.
#6 I mean what is more important? History or your future of sleeping in bed?
#7 This just seems like a memory problem for the guy.
#8 The guy was just worried as to what happened to the shopping-obsessed woman.
#9 But that means crumbs in the bed and nobody wants that.
#10 I mean you did prove her point wrong.
But when it comes to marriage, you can either be right or you can be happy. There is no way to be both.
#11 Some statements are just there to be polite.
#12 That would be one way to remember your husband in the afterlife.
#13 There is a reason we learn which spoon to use and what plate is right for what food in etiquette classes.
#14 I may be a minority here but who cares?
As long as the clothes are washed properly, does it matter?
#15 I swear some people just have a sixth sense.
#16 If you both forget then it must not have been an important day.
#17 If you are thinking about that while doing taxes, you aren’t doing taxes properly.
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