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Entitled Woman Mistakes A Customer As An Employee And Gets Awfully Close To Them

Can you not tug on that? You’re awfully close to my penis....

In everyday life, chance encounters can lead to unexpected twists and turns.

Our story begins with one such encounter, as a person, known as OP, embarks on a post-Christmas shopping spree, armed with gift cards and a desire to acquire a pair of coveted AirPods. Little did OP know that this seemingly ordinary shopping trip would quickly escalate into a series of perplexing and uncomfortable events.

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As OP sets foot in a store adorned with an eye logo, their hopes of acquiring the desired AirPods are swiftly dashed by their unavailability. Undeterred, OP finds solace in the cookie aisle while engrossed in the ‘Being Scared’ YouTube channel, only to be rudely interrupted by an irritable woman, aptly referred to as COB. What ensues is a confrontation marked by unwarranted accusations and disrespect. But that’s not all, OP’s journey takes an unexpectedly uncomfortable turn when their personal space is invaded, leaving them contemplating their next move. Scroll down for the full story.

OP had a lively post-Christmas adventure, venturing into a store with an eye logo to use their gift cards for AirPods, while admitting their tendency to misplace their work badge attached to their pants with a lanyard.

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP encountered a disappointing sold-out AirPods situation, but while seeking solace in the cookie aisle and listening to ‘Being Scared’, a grumpy lady (referred to as COB) crossed paths, causing an unpleasant encounter.

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP had a nerve-wracking encounter with COB who demanded their attention, leading to a discussion about finding pop:

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP, after politely providing directions to COB, experiences a sudden interruption as their headphones are forcefully yanked off, causing their phone to fall out, leaving them momentarily stunned and contemplating their response.

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OP confronts COB’s rude accusations and disrespectful behavior, clarifying their age and non-employee status, while asserting that such mistreatment is unacceptable regardless:

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP observes COB’s shocked expression resembling a gaping fish, and as they turn to leave, they experience a forceful pull on their lanyard, which happens to be hanging near their waist area:

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP asks COB to refrain from touching their lanyard due to its proximity to their groin area. The commotion catches the attention of a nearby manager who intervenes, inquiring about the situation. Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP told the manager about her physical as*aults and attempted se*ual as*ault. COB continues to deny the allegations:

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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OP points out to COB that she is still gripping their lanyard near their sensitive area, reminding her of the presence of surveillance cameras that likely captured her aggressive actions of removing their headphones and causing their phone to drop. Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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The manager addresses COB, pointing out that OP is not an employee as evidenced by the lanyard displaying a different company’s name and the “Bullet Club” t-shirt. The manager warns COB about potential consequences, including involving security and acknowledging that OP would have the right to defend themselves physically if necessary.

Can you not tug on that You’re awfully close to my penis....

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After COB’s denial, OP urges her to release their lanyard, which she eventually does. The manager takes appropriate action by trespassing COB from the store.

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Where do these entitled people come from?

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Some people think that retail/food industry workers are their servants:

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