Malaika
Nobody ever said parenting was going to be easy.
I know we are all basically on this Earth to procreate in a way at least if we talk about our nature but that doesn’t mean parenting is any easier. Being a parent means that you not only have to carry the baby in your body but you also have to take care of and teach the kid everything before you set them free out in the world. A parent has to get their kid ready for the harsh realities of the world as well which is never easy.
So it is always fun to create some humor out of hard situations. Just like the comedian James Breakwell has done countless times. I am sure you have heard of him as he is the Father who shares hilarious tweets that give us an insight into the conversations he has with his young daughters. Did I mention that he has four daughters? I don’t know about you but that does sound like he has a lot of stories to tell about all the chaos. That is why we have picked some of the best tweets for you to read.
So just scroll below to see for yourself.
Source: Twitter
#1 This sounds like a good enough reason to me.
#2 This 9-year-old knows that dreaming big is always a better idea than having realistic expectations.
#3 I mean, what else are you supposed to do if you fall asleep while having an argument?
#4 This is actually not out of the ordinary as I didn’t know my Fathers name when I was young either.
#5 We should make practice desserts a thing.
#6 Why do squirrels have to be so greedy and annoying?
#7 Anything is better than cleaning.
#8 This kid is already learning that one should never trust anyone.
#9 Why choose when you can have it all? That is my life motto.
#10 This is basically the responsibility of every kid on a trip.
#11 This kid is going to be in for a surprise when they grow up.
#12 Who knows what is going on in this house anyway.
All of these conversations may sound weird but it makes a lot of sense since it is coming out of a kid’s mouth. Safe to say kids are weird and they basically have no filter when it comes to saying things that come into their minds. You know the first thought you have when you are talking to someone? And how we usually don’t say that because it may be weird or even rude? Well, kids don’t have that so sometimes the conversations end up being completely random and in turn adorable.
#13 She has her priorities straight.
#14 Atleast, she didn’t say toilet paper so I’d say he succeeded.
#15 Apparently, being able to whistle is very important when it comes to finding a suitable partner.
#16 This kid is definitely going to be a lawyer when they grow up.
#17 Atleast, she figured it out in the end all by herself.
#18 That is the secret agenda of every Teacher out there.
#19 Eating ice cream on a chilly day? The best feeling in the world!
#20 I would definitely say it is reasonable.
#21 The rule of finders keepers applies here.
#22 There is trick in the name so all of this makes sense to me.
#23 Honestly, I would do the same in this situation.
#24 She isn’t wrong.
#25 Who likes clean houses anyway? Uncool people.
What is the weirdest thing that your kid has ever said to you? Comment down below to let us know. Also, don’t forget to share these funny tweets with your other parent friends so they can have a laugh as well. After all, everyone deserves a break, especially parents.