The finest and worst aspects of texting are the same. It’s the finest since it’s quite practical and enables us to stay in touch with people without having to speak to them directly. It’s the worst because anyone you’ve ever met in your entire life has the power to irritate you at any time. I hope that doesn’t happen to you too frequently, but you get the idea.
As a millennial, I can still clearly recall talking on the phone for hours with my best buddy from high school until neither of us knew anything about the other’s life. But since then, both the globe and our communication practices have evolved significantly. Globally, there were 2.25 billion users of mobile messaging apps in 2018; by 2025, that figure is projected to increase to 3.5 billion. The statement “Everyone’s texting” is not even an exaggeration in many locations. It can be challenging to reduce interaction to its bare symbols. Things are bound to become (a little bit) chaotic when there is so little to keep a discourse together. And the Instagram page “Funny Texts” is the ideal illustration of that.
You already know that Tinder texts like these won’t cut it: The hardest part of using Tinder for most guys isn’t obtaining matches; it’s getting the most desirable woman to answer your icebreaker. Because women are naturally predisposed to find a man’s sense of humor attractive, being amusing can give you an advantage. Of course, you have to actually be humorous for that particular science nugget to work. Check out some humorous text message exchanges that folks were kind enough to post online.
1. I did not want to read this
2. Welcome to the resistance
3. Well, you are really bad at puck up lines
4. What gross thing is this
5. These are some straight up answers we did not see coming
6. OMG
7. Some women really know how to reply
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9. That was a brutal dude
10. That is a nice logical explanation given by this user
11. Smart ways to make a tomato soup
12. What men are is really unbelievable at times
13. Best friends get wasted together, remember the rule
14. I am really feeling sorry for the Dad
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Dog tax
“My doggos (Jack and Laila) going wild” Aren’t they the most cutest pair? We would love to see them playing.
via r/doggos