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Once the basis of human identity is associated with religion. There are many people following many religions and the different teaching they provide. This means they also praise different gods; preachers of Islam praise Allah, preachers of Christianity praise Jesus, preachers of Hinduism praise Bhagwan, preachers of Buddhism praise Buddha, and so on. And then there is one group that doesn’t believe there exists any god, we refer to them as atheists. We all have been brought up in a way to consider the religion we preach as the best one. But no Holy Book says to enforce your religion on others. A Christian must not be forced to pray to Allah, an Atheist must not be asked to say prayers at all because who will they say those prayers to?
Unfortunately, some people didn’t learn to respect other people’s religious views and it resulted in a story we are going to be enjoying today.
It is all about an atheist being forced by an entitled woman who preachers Christianity to say prayers for everyone at a housewarming even before the feast begins. The Atheist guest decided to teach the entitled woman a lesson by maliciously complying with her command by getting up and praying to the god of Muslims. This made the woman extremely angry and she rushed out of the house with her husband. The rest enjoyed their food in peace.
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1. OP is an atheist.
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2. OP went to attend his wife’s sister’s housewarming and the house had a preachy Christian MIL who seemed to be pretty annoying.
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3. For some reason the MIL a.k.a Caryn asks OP to say the prayers before they eat food.
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4. The host comes up with a really good solution.
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5. But Caryn keeps insisting on thanking god before they feast.
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6. Woah, where does Caryn think she is?
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7. OP gets commanded to lead the prayer.
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8. And OP decides there and then to maliciously comply with the command.
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9. So he gets up and makes a loud prayer to another God, not the one Carym preaches.
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10. The Caryn actually sprinted out with her husband…so hilarious.
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11. The dinner felt so delicious in absence of the annoying Caryn.
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A beautiful malicious compliance story. The thing about atheists is that although they do not support any single religion, they do have knowledge of them all. That is why OP got into the specifics of the Muslim religion with regard to food when he prayed to Allah. I wish I was there to see the MIL’s reactions when OP started praying to another god than the one she thought the prayers would be made to. That is what you get for not respecting other people’s religious preferences.
Here’s what the internet had to say about this:
12. This will always happen when someone leads you to make the prayer against your will.
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13. You serve a $5 chicken and also command your guests? Sorry, that is a big “NO”.
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14. Jesus was there and he brought some delicious food.
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15. Someone had to take the big step.
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16. Such a lovely prayer.
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17. She had already been irreparably damaged.
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18. Thanks little sister for helping the poor husband out.
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19. I don’t think many have reached that level yet.
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20. Ramen.
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21. That is how it should be.
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I really hope you guys enjoyed this one. Don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comments section below.
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