When we talk about the challenges life brings to us as humans, one major challenge is that of raising a child for the parents. At the same time, it also presents a reward in terms of the creation of adorable memories to cherish forever. It stays true, no matter how well you prepare yourself for that parent life, you will never see it coming because for every parent, the twists, the challenges, and all the other related factors are different.
One major part of the whole parenting process is dealing with the curiosity of your children. These little things will want to explore the whole world before their 1st teeth come out. They will also bring out the most unique and random questions possible that they want to be answered. Life will not move on for you as a parent if you don’t answer those questions.
When such situations come up, the parents may not know what to say and because they don’t have an idea where to take the conversation, they end up saying the weirdest and the most hilarious things to their children. Today we are going to take a look at a compilation of things parents told their parents that were really weird and times made no sense at all.
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1. No, do not lick the cat.
Dogs show their love by licking them. Perhaps the kid wanted to follow the same route. They should've let the kid try, the cat would've dealt with the situation in a way that the kid would never do such a crime again.
2. The Superman pajamas will not get you to fly.
This person's 3-year-old went outside to play in his Superman pajamas and got scolded for it. He was found protesting riding his tricycle up and down the driveway...naked.
3. Teeth don’t sleep. Please go and brush them.
“No, your teeth are not asleep. Go brush them.”
4. Hippies and Baby Hippos surely are two separate entities.
“No, hippies are not baby hippos. Yes, I’m sure.”
5. Kids don’t have mid-life crisis, they are not at mid life yet.
“I don’t think you’re old enough to be having a mid-life crisis.”
6. I want meat, I am not a virgin.
This 10-year-old was asked by his mother which toppings he wanted on his pizza. He responded by saying he is not a virgin, he wants meat on it. Confused, his mother finally figured it out that he wanted to say "I am not a vegetarian".
7. No kids, your Grandpa’s wheelchair is not a race car
You may not consider it a toy and you may not, in any circumstances, drive your Grandpa.
8. Do you think our cat sneaks out and rides my skateboard?
“I don’t think the cat sneaks out at night and rides your skateboard.”
9. Loving a cat doesn’t mean you can marry it.
“That’s good that you love the neighbor’s cat, but no, you can’t marry him.”
10. The pants off dance is not for occasions like the wedding day.
“No no no no. No ‘pants off dance off’ at the wedding.”
11. Why would a parent tell such things to their kid?
This is actually so hilarious but truly weird at the same time. The things these parents are telling their kids, I really don't know if I would be able to do this. Some of the things literally make no sense but they still said it.
The whole factor of randomness, I believe in this post, is what makes it really hilarious. At times my father does this kind of stuff to me and I always go "Dad, are you okay?".
Let's enjoy some more things parents have told their kids. It really makes me wonder, was there really a need?
12. My baby keeps biting me.
Somebody responded by saying if you don't put your fingers in its mouth, it won't bite you. A classic "Charlie bit my finger" reference.
13. Your tongue is blue and you didn’t know?
“How can you not know why your tongue is blue? Your tongue was with you all day today, wasn’t it?”
14. This kid thought he was an M&M.
“You are not an M&M. Put your clothes back on.”
15. You are 99.9% sure but you are 0.1% unsure.
“I am about 99.9% sure you are not getting a chainsaw for Christmas.”
16. Hiccups are not cured by getting in a car crash.
“I am not going to get in a car crash just to cure your hiccups. That is crazy talk.”
17. Baby in stealth mode.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were in ‘stealth mode.’
18. A 10 year old really should be using a spoon to drink their soup
“Stop eating your soup with your fingers!” (To my 10-year-old)
19. Brushing your teeth is a mandatory before you get your guns up.
“Put the guns down and brush your teeth.”
20. Tie your own shoes.
“You can growl at me all you want, but you still have to tie your shoes.”
21. This is what happens when you read too much Harry Potter.
“They’re called ‘discharge papers’ not ‘dementor papers.’” He was waiting for his X-Rays to come.
22. Have your parents ever told you a weird thing?
I really hope you guys enjoyed this one.
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23. Little Salem is making good progress!
Cat tax.
"We adopted little Salem a week ago. She was incredibly timid and would hide whenever she saw us. She now comes to check us out when we are reading. I think we are making progress!"
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