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When we talk about the challenges life brings to us as humans, one major challenge is that of raising a child for the parents. At the same time, it also presents a reward in terms of the creation of adorable memories to cherish forever. It stays true, no matter how well you prepare yourself for that parent life, you will never see it coming because for every parent, the twists, the challenges, and all the other related factors are different.
One major part of the whole parenting process is dealing with the curiosity of your children. These little things will want to explore the whole world before their 1st teeth come out. They will also bring out the most unique and random questions possible that they want to be answered. Life will not move on for you as a parent if you don’t answer those questions.
When such situations come up, the parents may not know what to say and because they don’t have an idea where to take the conversation, they end up saying the weirdest and the most hilarious things to their children. Today we are going to take a look at a compilation of things parents told their parents that were really weird and times made no sense at all.
Scroll down below to enjoy!
#1 No, do not lick the cat.
#2 The Superman pajamas will not get you to fly.
This person's 3-year-old went outside to play in his Superman pajamas and got scolded for it. He was found protesting riding his tricycle up and down the driveway...naked.
#3 Teeth don’t sleep. Please go and brush them.
#4 Hippies and Baby Hippos surely are two separate entities.
#5 Kids don’t have mid-life crisis, they are not at mid life yet.
#6 I want meat, I am not a virgin.
This 10-year-old was asked by his mother which toppings he wanted on his pizza. He responded by saying he is not a virgin, he wants meat on it. Confused, his mother finally figured it out that he wanted to say "I am not a vegetarian".
#7 No kids, your Grandpa’s wheelchair is not a race car
#8 Do you think our cat sneaks out and rides my skateboard?
#9 Loving a cat doesn’t mean you can marry it.
#10 The pants off dance is not for occasions like the wedding day.
#11 Why would a parent tell such things to their kid?
This is actually so hilarious but truly weird at the same time. The things these parents are telling their kids, I really don't know if I would be able to do this. Some of the things literally make no sense but they still said it.
The whole factor of randomness, I believe in this post, is what makes it really hilarious. At times my father does this kind of stuff to me and I always go "Dad, are you okay?".
Let's enjoy some more things parents have told their kids. It really makes me wonder, was there really a need?
#12 My baby keeps biting me.
#13 Your tongue is blue and you didn’t know?
#14 This kid thought he was an M&M.
#15 You are 99.9% sure but you are 0.1% unsure.
#16 Hiccups are not cured by getting in a car crash.
#17 Baby in stealth mode.
#18 A 10 year old really should be using a spoon to drink their soup
#19 Brushing your teeth is a mandatory before you get your guns up.
#20 Tie your own shoes.
#21 This is what happens when you read too much Harry Potter.
#22 Have your parents ever told you a weird thing?
#23 Little Salem is making good progress!
Cat tax.
"We adopted little Salem a week ago. She was incredibly timid and would hide whenever she saw us. She now comes to check us out when we are reading. I think we are making progress!"
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