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People Speak About The Stupidest Reasons They Got In Trouble In School

Everyone was taken to the Principal’s office at least once when they were in school. There is no way you survive high school without getting busted at least in those 16 ruthless years. If you were never taken to the Principal’s office, you have not witnessed the full glory of the school. It does not matter how innocent you are, that one teacher will drag you to your misery.


If anything, the school gave us our first sight of injustice that prevails at the authority. It shows us how power can be misused and you can face consequences if you are lower in power, regardless of how innocent you are.

Scroll down to read some hilarious incidents where students, and even adults, got detention for no reason.

1. The famous zero-tolerance policy!

“For “fighting.”

The school a-hole sucker punched me and I didn’t retaliate. It was even caught on tape. The zero-tolerance policy is one of the stupidest things ever.”

2. Detention for stupid reasons! That teacher was on crack.

“In middle school, the bell to send us home didn’t go off on time. We were all standing by the door waiting to leave when all the other classrooms started leaving to go home.

The hallways were filled and teachers were telling people goodbye, so my classroom started to leave too. I was one of the first ones out but apparently, our teacher caught the end half of the class and made them sit down and tell them everyone who walked out the door because “I dismiss you, not the bell.”

So all of us who left like the rest of the school got detention.”

3. I cannot believe someone’s “Health” is distracting.

“For using my asthma medication in class. I was told to keep my inhaler in the office, and to use it in there only. I was told it was ‘distracting.’

Know what else is distracting? The sounds of someone gasping for air and having to be removed from class.”

4. Ms. Helm got some issues. It is so annoying when teachers hold a personal vendetta against little kids!

“I tripped on a loose tile and bumped into a teacher causing her to spill her coffee on herself. I apologized and showed her the tile.

She went on for months about how I did it on purpose. Even got the principal and my folks involved. For the rest of the year, she told me I couldn’t come back to her class unless I apologized for doing it on purpose.

Never went back to her class. Though I initially apologized for the incident, I never once apologized for doing it “on purpose”. F you, Ms. Helm.”

5. School admins are straight-up trash in schools! This is absurd.

“I got in trouble for “cheating” on one of my maths exams. The teacher found a piece of paper in my pencil case. I got sent to the principal’s office.

When the principal asked me about what I wanted to say in my defense, I simply told him to take a look at the note. It turned out to be a shopping list. I was allowed to re-take the exam the following week.”

6. Principal’s children are on another level of mightiness in school.

“Someone once poked a wasp nest in the school forest, and the whole swarm came out upon the school. The entire school sat in detention for an hour. Understandable if you don’t know who did it, but that’s not the problem.

We were sitting in detention because the principal’s son got stung. As it eventually turned out, it was his fault the swarm came down on us. I have cursed his name since the day I found out.”

7. Why are teachers always skeptical that kids are perverts? Where is the open communication at?

“I checked out a book on African tribes from the library in the fourth grade.

I told the teacher about how the book had topless women in it thinking I was helping, she confiscated the book and had me suspended from school.”

8. LOL!

“I was sent to the principal in sixth grade for arguing with my teacher when she insisted that Hitler was a communist.

The principal literally did a facepalm, but then pulled himself together and lectured me on being more respectful.”

9. That kid got some guts!

“I got in trouble for hugging a male friend in the hallway in middle school. We saw each other in the hall and were like “hey!” quick hug (it was like 1 second) in front of a teacher’s door, which was open.

She calls us into her class to yell at us in front of her class. She said hugging between boys and girls is inappropriate. I asked if it’d be inappropriate if I was hugging a girl and she said no.

Then I asked if it’d be inappropriate if I was a lesbian, she yelled at me again.”

10. If you are reading Stephen Kind, you must have had a dark childhood

“I once got in trouble for reading Stephen King. They were like “you’re reading dark books it’s the reason your behavior is bad”

11. Kids should be educated instead of being penalized for things they do not even know of.

“In 1993 the Flaming Lips song “She Don’t Use Jelly” came out. I was in third grade and I really liked that song. And started signing it with my friends during a double-handed jump roping session.

“She doesn’t use jeeeelllly orrrr any of theeeseee… she uses Vaaassssseeline”. Boom. Written up. 3-day Suspension for saying sexually suggestive things. I had NO idea that was meant sexually.

Worse even, no one would explain why that song was sexually suggestive. It was very confusing.”

12. This is what you get for being nice!

“In seventh grade English class, a classmate looked pretty sad so I asked her how she was doing. No malicious intent, just wondering what was making her so upset but she started sobbing. I apologized and moved on.

Later that day, I get pulled from a different class by a math teacher that I’ve never met before who yelled at me in the hallway making snide remarks about my parents and their parenting capacity.

She made me sit in front of the principal’s office to “wait for the principal to talk to me” for four hours, long after the school day has ended.

When the principal finally did show up, he had no idea why I was sitting there. Middle school me was too shy to make a fuss about it but in hindsight, I should’ve made a complaint against her. To this day, the girl that I supposedly “bullied” has no idea why the math teacher flipped out at me.”

13. The horror of a fist bump!

“Grad school.

As in, full-grown adult. One of my patients was a chill guy. We had one of those relaxed relationships. He would fist bump me after treatment was completed. The dean of academic affairs did not like that.

Got a 45-minute lecture on the doctor-patient relationship and how dare I violate that trust with a fist bump.”

14. Oh, I can relate to this.

“For saying my school picture sucked. I had no idea “sucked” was considered a bad word until I was put in detention for it.”

A school is a weird place. You get penalized for things that do not amount to much and are completely harmless. While you get detention for the stupidest things, many urgent and sensitive matters that needed the admin’s attention goes unnoticed. That is the absurdity education system.

What do you think?