1. “I picked you as my mom.”

2. Why is hair made of cylinders?

3. She was really losing badly there

via KatecBowler
4. Who was the first person to ever find a crystal?

via KatecBowler
5. He literally told his mother that the dinner was bad

via KatecBowler
6. Help needed in here

via KatecBowler
7. Was god ever born?

via KatecBowler
8. Gross. He put a lizard’s tail in the sink

via KatecBowler
9. Do you believe in the last megalodon?

via KatecBowler
10. Snuggles needed

via KatecBowler
11. They start saying things that need correction just to engage in a convo

via KatecBowler
12. Do you know what hell is?

via KatecBowler
13. This seems scary

via KatecBowler
14. Garter snake hands on her face

via KatecBowler
I am wondering how does this kid eat to come up with such mind-boggling statements? I guess all kids are like this and there’s nothing we can do to stop their stupid questions. Keep reading for more.
15. What is the difference between an ogre and a troll?

via KatecBowler
16. This is hilarious

via KatecBowler
17. Are raccoons awake right now?

via KatecBowler
18. Ever bitten by a wolf or tiger?

via KatecBowler
19. A hostage negotiation

via KatecBowler
20. Hear about the squid who destroyed many many boats..
via KatecBowler
21. Can we make wolves with a crystal on the collar?

via KatecBowler
22. No comments

via KatecBowler
23. Just when it gets more surreal

via KatecBowler
24. Kids will be kids

via KatecBowler
25. Can we get a driver’s license if our first wisdom tooth comes?

via KatecBowler
26. Let’s talk about God rising from the dead..

via KatecBowler
27. They make you want to kill yourself when you run out of answers

via KatecBowler
28. what can we have to stop kids talking?

via KatecBowler
29. Bees, or beets or beads?!

via KatecBowler
I am really amazed by the hilarious statements made by this kid, that too just before bed. Does your kid do this too to delay his sleeping time? Share your feedback in the comment section and tell your kid’s statement. Want more funny content? stay tuned with defused.

via