Liev Schreiber (9/13)

In actuality: When Liev Schreiber was younger, he was given the nickname “Huggy” because of his sweetness and good disposition. As an adult, he is articulate, perceptive, funny, clumsy, and occasionally forgetful.

He frequently projects a threatening air throughout his performances for films and television and has said, “This is a problem I’ve had my whole life.” He has “Slavic fat pads” (his cheeks), which Schreiber claims make him look like a “homicidal chipmunk.”