in , ,

40 Unfiltered Parents Who Fearlessly Dominated Twitter With Savage Wit

40 Unfiltered Parents Who Fearlessly Dominated Twitter With Savage Wit

Twitter has become a breeding ground for candid and unapologetic expression.

It is a platform where people showcase their opinions, share their lives, and, of course, unleash their humorous side. While parents are often portrayed as nurturing and gentle, some moms and dads take to Twitter to prove they can be hilariously savage, leaving no topic untouched. In this post, we’ll dive into the world of 40 unfiltered parents who fearlessly dominated Twitter with their quick wit and brutal honesty. So, what are you waiting for? Scroll down and enjoy!

Advertisement

1. Watching Shrek with your 2 yo:

We're watching Shrek as family

Twitter: @lmegordon

2. The longest hours of the day:

parents on twitter
Advertisement

Twitter: @kevinthedad

3. Only parents can say that:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @IDontSpeakWhine

4. Do not laugh or else they would take it as a joke:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @SatiricalMommy

5. What your son really wants to talk about is:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

6. Short and dramatic to watch:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids

7. Your kids would give you hilarious titles but they are so true:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

8. No, mom. I don’t want Starbucks.

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @michimama75

9. Learn how to work from your kids:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

10. Kids are smarter than us:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @oneawkwardmom

11. The reason why your car has been making the noises:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @Chhapiness

12. When your mom rearranges everything:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @MedusaOusa

13. When your kids wash dishes:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

14. Now, watch them breakdown:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @maryfairybobrry

15. They have grown up:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @reallifemommy3

16. Can anyone answer this question?

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @HomeWithPeanut

17. Who wants to start unboxing videos?

parenting tweets

Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids

18. Speaking facts:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @OrangeFreddyG

19. The baby looks like a potato:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @Dadology_

20. When your kids keep telling your age to random people:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @michimama75

From diaper disasters to teenage tantrums, parenting is undoubtedly a rollercoaster ride filled with both joyous moments and exasperating challenges. But amidst the chaos, these 40 parents have found solace in humor, unleashing their razor-sharp wit on Twitter for the world to enjoy. Whether it’s witty comebacks to their children’s relentless questions or brutally honest observations about the trials and tribulations of parenthood, these moms and dads refuse to pull any punches. Their tweets are refreshingly candid, resonating with countless others who share in the trials and joys of raising children.

21. Now, you know what it feels like having a baby:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @clhubes

22. Choose your battles wisely:

parenting tweets
Advertisement
Advertisement

Twitter: @sarabellab123

23. “that night you didn’t get us ice cream”

parenting tweets

Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

24. No more emails:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @MedusaOusa

25. When your kid wants to sell his twin sister on eBay:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @MumInBits

26. Life with kids:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @reallifemommy3

27. But, I’m not interested in learning:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

28. The happiest night of a dad’s life:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @dadmann_walking

29. That’s what the kid has been learning in the school:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @MumInBits

30. That kid is a whole mood:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @dadmann_walking

31. You can try it too:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @BunAndLeggings

32. Find the snacks that no one else likes:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer

33. Kids and their observations:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @mxmclain

34. I have another kind of headache:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @kidversations_

35. My kid will definitely change the course of history.

The kid:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

36. Always wear a hazmat suit before cleaning your kid’s backpack:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @StruggleDisplay

37. They will learn a lesson:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @asaltiercorpse

38. Someone is dropping truth bombs:

parenting tweets
Advertisement

Twitter: @michimama75

39. Other kids graduating college. My kids:

parenting tweets

Twitter: @maryfairybobrry

40. He is a parent now:

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

We encourage you to share your own experiences and thoughts related to parenting and humor. Have you encountered any funny or brutally honest moments as a parent? Did any of the tweets mentioned in the article strike a chord with you? Comment below.

The cat tax:

Advertisement

Source

“Someone knocked over the toy basket but left no trace! It’s the perfect crime!”

Advertisement

What do you think?

Leave a Reply

GIPHY App Key not set. Please check settings