Malaika
Kids don’t think before they speak.
I know adults can make this mistake sometimes as well where we don’t really think about something before we utter it but it is more common with kids. Whether it be because they are just honest creatures or they just don’t understand that some things can hurt other people’s feelings. I am not saying that kids aren’t empathetic, I am just pointing out the obvious and saying that children simply don’t have a filter.
They also don’t know how to understand the situation and will ask the weirdest questions at the most inopportune of times. Now, I wouldn’t really call these kids stupid since they just haven’t had the time to learn yet but I am all about calling these statements hilariously dumb. Atleast one good thing that comes out of these scenarios is that parents get to have a laugh and also hold an embarrassing story to tell their grandchildren later on. After all, that is what parenting is all about, right?
So scroll below to take a look at some of the dumbest things kids have ever said which made us laugh out loud.
#1 Okay, this is just adorable.
A similar thing happened to me when a little kid came to me and asked how I had long hair when the other day I had short hair. It was a weird experience trying to make them understand what a wig was.
#2 Kids just love to take off all their clothes.
#3 That is actually a pretty clever way of making your kids help you out in the kitchen.
#4 Well, at least she was trying to be a good sister afterward?
#5 I never knew I could unlock a new fear in my adulthood but here it is.
#6 I propose that we all start calling our chores by our names because that is adorable.
#7 Kids always want things that they don’t have anymore.
#8 This is sort of dark.
#9 Maybe Reddit is available in the afterlife?
To be fair, this is still less stupid than an adult putting a penny in the electrical socket or eating a tide pod for internet fame.
#10 You never know what is going to happen when you are babysitting.
#11 Ofcourse, she has only done it three times. That is definitely accurate.
#12 I would have cracked up at that moment.
#13 To be fair, she was asking all the important questions. Gut health is necessary.
#14 Did she think she was possessed by asparagus?
#15 This kid is a genius in my mind.
#16 Did he think he was saving her every day?
#17 I can feel the pain.
Sometimes a little thing like this will make you break apart.
#18 Now, we all know who is not going to be a vegetarian.
#19 Honestly, I have thought similar things before because of my parents so I can relate to this.
#20 Well, sometimes you have to take one for the team so your grandchild doesn’t throw a fit.
#21 I would be very angry too.
#22 I admit that I might have done something similar.
#23 It is as if these claws are mechanical.
#24 So, did you?
#25 Sometimes you just have a bad hair day.
#26 The first one doesn’t sound nearly as bad as the others.
#27 Kids can throw the weirdest twists at you.
#28 I mean what else was he supposed to do?
#29 A movie where a leprechaun can smell this rather than pennies sounds like a great horror movie to me.
#30 Kids can be very savage.
#31 I wonder who did it?
#32 That is actually a clever way of making sure you can enjoy your milkshake in peace.
#33 I can feel the pain right now.
#34 This is very relatable and I feel exactly like this about love.
#35 This kid is asking all the important questions.
What is the weirdest thing your kid has ever said? And was it in mixed company or was it uttered when you were thankfully alone? Comment down below and let us know. Also, don’t forget to share these statements with your friends who are parents so they can have a laugh at these relatable experiences as well.