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People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories That Sum Up Online Dating Hilariously

The concept of first-time hookup is overrated, it isn’t always as good as a person imagines. Not everybody becomes instantly comfortable enough to be that intimate, however, the hormones often take over the mind and people just go for it. Sometimes the experience turns out to be better than how people had expected it to be, at other times it’s pretty awkward. Whatsoever the case is, your group of friends would be dying to know what exactly happened and how did it go.

Here is a Twitter thread that was started by a Twitter user who thought of letting out her hook-up story to her virtual friends and summoned them to share their stories too. In no time people started flooding the thread with their funniest stories. The creepiest part was that the author saw the lead guy of her story, the very next of starting this thread! How crazy is that? If you have had an awkward hook-up in your life and you feel embarrassed thinking about it, then you my friend need to go through this thread!

1. When the determination is real

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2. Too good to be true

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3. Mama’s boy

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4. You’d wish people don’t lie on their tinder profiles as much as you do

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5. Worst case scenario

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6. I hope he didn’t ask you to come to the funeral with him

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7. Food before the mood

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8. Seems like someone else was in the mood too

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9. Couldn’t survive the bull ride

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10. Someone found that sexy and started dating you

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Sex isn’t always great, it can be messy and embarrassing, you just have to accept the fact that random hookups aren’t as good as you’ve seen in the movies. You just can’t simply skip to the good parts, you essentially have to go through every detail whether you like it or not because this is REAL life. These sessions can also be funny especially if it’s the first time with somebody you haven’t met before, it takes time to get comfortable with someone. So if you have a hookup story that isn’t necessarily steamy, that’s actually normal.

Give the following stories a read and you’ll definitely feel lighter about the above-mentioned note!

11. He must have liked the energy!

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12. Ouch, that sounds awful!

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13. He needs to do some serious time management, or he is never getting over his ex

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14. Lessons were learned

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15. Let’s hope the previous time wasn’t more awkward than this one

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16. He probably forgot to remove that one from the list.

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17. That’s ….weird?

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18. You should have rolled him in the same sheets, girl

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Everyone might have at least one funniest sexual encounter on their list, which they wished had not happened. Just like the stories above, your story might not sound so funny to yourself but it could be downright hilarious! We all are humans and not everything can live up to our expectations, sexual encounters could take the wrong turn and it’s totally normal. After going through these encounters, you might feel better sharing yours. So what’s your story, we wouldn’t judge I promise!


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