The women’s agenda is taking over.
What is the women’s agenda you may ask? Well, I am a woman and I am not sure either. It is mostly used by men explaining how we shouldn’t give equal rights to females. If you ask me, all I ask for is respect, not being scared when alone and pockets. You know what? I’ll be fine with just pockets for now.
Jokes aside we are looking at hilarious tweets from women that are undeniable proof that women can be funny as well. (Yes I am aware of how ironic that sounds.) So if you have been feeling down these days and want something to cheer you up, you have come to the right place.
A disclaimer before you venture forth, we are in no way promoting hating on men. That is not what we are about at all. Equal rights mean ‘equality’ not women over man. Now since we have cleared that up, let’s get to the fun part.
#1 You know what? That is a valid wish.
#2 What is the truth of it? How do we weaponize it? Someone let me in on this.
#3 She isn’t wrong about that.
#4 You should probably ask where sin scary to be a woman.
#5 I don’t know if she should feel insulted or not?
#6 I have never heard a better pun.
#7 It can be almost impossible.
#8 After all spaghetti straps may make the principal uncomfortable.
#9 I have seen this happen and it is absolutely correct.
#10 And how are these things threats? We don’t want your hugs anyway.
#11 I can’t think of a better use myself.
#12 Or the fact being nice isn’t a personality trait.
#13 Now that I think about it, I have never needed this once in my life.
#14 So what did you do before? Never talked to a woman before?
#15 I can’t believe he really trusted those words.
#16 If you want so many things, is it wrong for a girl to have some preferences as well?
#17 That is a savage burn!
#18 I’d say the latter things are as uncool as they get.
#19 Love at first sight indeed.
#20 It’s just never the right temperature.
#21 I bet Brian must be embarrassed now.
#22 I’m in my early 20’s and even I agree.
#23 Starting out young eh?
#24 I am not ashamed to say I have done this.
#25 First of all, there is a Doritos specifically for men?
#26 I can attest to this fact.
#27 These sorts of friends are hard to find indeed.
#28 When will I be the chosen one I wonder?
#29 Because people don’t want to promote the fact that not all women are liars.
#30 I think you are forgetting about someone here?
#31 You never know what Hollywood executives will think of next.
#32 It is very easy to go to the washroom when wearing a skirt.
#33 This is how we take over the world. Confuse the heck of men.
#34 Sounds about right to me.
#35 I am definitely in for this ‘event’.
#36 I suppose God was a jokester.
#37 And it wouldn’t be very fun for either party.
#38 You mean people can have different preferences? No way!
#39 Before marrying a guy, ash him to go get you tampons. His true self will be revealed.
#40 That would be so much easier and cheaper as well.
#41 I think the Italian girl summed it up perfectly.
So have we proven that women can be funny as well? We are not all Amy Schumers after all.