What if dogs could text?
That is a question that has haunted many minds. Coming second to the question, what if dogs could speak. And while we haven’t developed a technological invention that lets dogs speak their mind. However, we have creative people in this world who have a very wild imagination, to say the least.
The following texts might not be actually from a dog but if dogs could text, this is probably what they would do. From the repetitive use f capslock to saying the same thing again and again, these texts capture the personality of a dog perfectly. So scroll on below and take a look at what your pooch might have to say.
#1 The taste can tell a lot about a letter.
#2 More is less when it comes to food.
#3 I mean he has a point right there.
#4 Balls make everything better.
#5 Why else would you hoard all the toilet paper?
I mean he has a point there? Hoomans are the ones wasting all the toilet paper. While the doggos are actually using it creatively. This point goes to the dog!
#6 That tail is like a ninja.
#7 I think he has let everybody down.
#8 This dog wants his owner to go to jail.
#9 Snowy looks like he sells some hardcore stuff.
#10 That line is just perfect.
Who would choose a relationship over a dog? I mean come on! That is just cruel.
#11 It’s not the doggos fault.
#12 Staring at a wall for that long requires a lot of concentration.
#13 10 minutes is basically a year in the life of a dog.
#14 Never say no to a rap song.
#15 Two-legged twat monkey is a great name.
People really should starting naming their babies this.
#16 How could anyone be creeped out by that face?
#17 I think she’ll be so distracted she won’t even care about your life.
#18 Let’s just say dogs arent the smartest in the bunch.
#19 You can’t get rid of the fleas now!
#20 That would be the greatest day of my life as well.
I think anyone would be excited if they had two breakfasts. Although we might regret that decision later.
#21 Everyone can get stuck in that mode sometimes.
#22 That enemy might become your friend now, you know?
#23 His left leg is all he wants.
#24 The best kind of desk lamp though.
He got into a fight with a squirrel and the squirrel emerged victoriously. Which is not all surprising.
#25 Who cares where he got the cape?
What do you think of these texts between a dog and his hooman? What do you think your god would sound like on text? Comment down below and let us know.