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Our felines don’t just sleep and eat all day. They have other activities as well. Some of them are employed and have a well-settled life. All jokes apart, cat careers are a real thing. Not only are they working side-by-side with humans but also with dogs. We know some of the dog breeds are specialized working dogs and how they have also tasted the joy of being the employee of the month. Dogs are very hard working but cats are not coming slowly either. Cat careers range from being a rat chaser at a hotel to serving in the army in wartime. That’s not all! Now, they have also taken up a new career, as a poet. Felines are progressing fast. It’s not long before they’ll permanently replace humans and eventually take over the world. I mean, there’s already proof that cats are extraterrestrial creatures so this is no surprise.
Francesco Marciuliano an American author based in New York has done the honors of explaining a cat’s questionable behavior to the peasant human in a hysterical way. He wrote a book of poems written by cats called “I could pee on this“. Marciuliano is famous for his syndicated comic strips Sally Forth and Judge Parker. His work sure is appreciable. Here we have listed 11 poems from the book that really stood out to us. These poems are absolutely hilarious. Scroll down to read.
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#1 This is definitely number one cat rule. If they don’t like something or someone they would shamelessly pee on it.
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#2 This poem is all about a cat’s 3:00am shenanigans.
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#3 Just a little kitty during snuggles.
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#4 Came inside, said hi and left. That’s the basic cattitude.
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#5 Do your shady business undercover. Don’t let anyone know.
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Cats would do everything publicly and feel no shame. They would lock eyes with us outrageously and keep staring while we do our business in bathroom but no one dares to even take a sneak peak at them while they ease themselves in the litter box. They would lurk here and there and pretend that they’re just taking a stroll.They would wait for the perfect moment and when the coast is clear, they would get done with their business and hide all the evidence in sand. No one should know what happened there. That’s just how our furballs are.
#6 Cats have such a busy schedule.
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#7 “Oops! Sorry, not sorry.”
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#8 “Hooman, you either keep only me or else I pack my stuff and leave. I’ll find a better peasant than you.”
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#9 A true friend understands that they may have differences and appreciates the common things they share.
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#10 “It was a present! You don’t like it, hooman?” That face though…
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#11 Black cats are extremely adorable and playful. Our life sure would suck without them.
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Hope you laughed as hard as we did. Let us know in the comments below if you can relate. Do share this with other cat owners for good laugh and see if they can relate as well.