Malaika
We all need signs at times.
And when I say signs, I do not mean heavenly signs as to what we should do with our life. I mean signs that are on roads or conceivably in every shop and they help you navigate or find something tricky are particularly useful. People also use signs to advertise their products or services. It is actually a great way to advertise something as long as you make a flashy sign that reels people in. And one thing that is very important that not a lot of people talk about is that you need to sound confident in a sign.
After all, if you read a sign that says ‘We usually give good service’, you probably won’t go to that shop. And that is where these particular signs come in. Whenever someone mentions quotation marks, we always remember the hand gesture that is used to indicate that a person is being sarcastic. Atleast that is how I view quotation marks most of the time. I am not saying there is no use for quotation marks because there is especially if you want to emphasize something but the people who made these signs did that in all the wrong ways.
Honestly, all of these signs just make me suspicious of the product. You will see what I am talking about once you scroll below to take a look yourself.
#1 Are we sure this is actually bread and that it hasn’t changed into something else?
#2 When you are angry with your father.
I can only hope that this was a mistake and that nobody asked for it to be this way.
#3 What is the meat service?
I feel like they will cut me up for meat if I ring the bell.
#4 Fresh is subjective anyway.
I think Gordon Ramsay needs to visit this restaurant.
#5 It could be fake cheese.
To be fair, most burgers have those plastic cheese slices anyway so I think this is accurate.
#6 Do they have live crabs?
#7 Honestly, you never know what will happen anyway.
They clearly don’t want to be held for litigation.
#8 Everyone has their bad days and they are just being honest.
#9 It is good that they aren’t trying to someone’s gender.
#10 Maybe it is just a black hole that technically gets you to the bottom floor.
It might be a bit faster and more violent than using stairs but it will work.
#11 This is just making me confused.
#12 What is there to say about this one?
Americans know that food on a stick is always more delicious somehow.
#13 They might have forgotten to write ‘please’ so they threw it at the end.
#14 I wouldn’t trust any fireworks, let alone these ones.
#15 I am not sure if I want a beer now.
#16 It is technically lotion if you squint really hard.
#17 I would just run away rather than looking behind me.
#18 Do they really care though?
#19 It could be a cat trying to act as a guard dog.
#20 What is fake ice cream anyway?
What are your thoughts on these signs? Have you ever seen a similar sign in real life before? Comment down below to let us know. And don’t forget to share these pictures with your friends so they can have a well-deserved laugh as well.