Why would a parent tell such things to their kid? (11/23)

This is actually so hilarious but truly weird at the same time. The things these parents are telling their kids, I really don’t know if I would be able to do this. Some of the things literally make no sense but they still said it. 

The whole factor of randomness, I believe in this post, is what makes it really hilarious. At times my father does this kind of stuff to me and I always go “Dad, are you okay?”.

 Let’s enjoy some more things parents have told their kids. It really makes me wonder, was there really a need?