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Kids are curious about a lot of things. They are constantly learning from their environment. It may come to us as a surprise but they are highly observant of their surroundings. They have so many questions about different things and need answers. At certain times, they leave us speechless with the nature of their questions. They will ask the dumbest to the most sophisticated things, and honestly, sometimes we don’t have the answers.
This nature of children shouldn’t be something they get punished for rather parents should take every measure to help them and encourage them to ask more questions. Let your child explore new things and utter crazy stuff. Just enjoy the process as your child grows, you are going to miss this time. To give you a clearer picture, we have compiled some tweets from parents who have shared stories of their kids talking about the strangest things ever.
Check them out below and enjoy!
Let’s just say kids are a little outspoken.
I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes “maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!” This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes “…..where’s the pretty one?” KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO
— Carlie V (@Carlie_Veenhuis) June 22, 2018
They tend to have their own standards of measurement.
https://twitter.com/kwlimoth/status/945072896648544257
This kid is clear about his choices in life. Boy genius!
*Overheard conversation between 2nd grade boys*
— hallie (@hallierb) March 9, 2018
“Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?”
“I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.”
He goes out a little less. Probably.
I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, “WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!” All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 16, 2018
Boss baby.
Random guy: *honks at me for taking too long to pull out of my parking space* MOVE YOUR CAR, LADY!
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 31, 2018
My 4-year-old: *rolls down her window* HEY!!! YOU CAN’T TELL MY MOM WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT HER KID!
This kid knows whats going down once the box opens.
https://twitter.com/rachelle_mandik/status/950727371346337793
This kid almost got his dad in trouble.
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy's car?
Me: What!?
The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain't been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain't no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps
*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
Don’t know why this kid is tired but we can relate.
6-year-old: I woke up.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 24, 2019
Me: Um, good job?
6: Thanks. I'm done for today.
This kid is going places!
4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes?
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 7, 2019
Me: They protect your feet.
4: No, they trap your feet. *whispers* They’re feet traps.
I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
Me: What did you do at school today?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 19, 2018
5-year-old: Learned about dragons.
Me: Your class learned about dragons?
5: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.
Like mother like daughter.
Me: What do you want to be for Halloween this year?
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) September 17, 2018
3yo: Asleep.
Can't say she's not mine.
When you leave your child alone with dad.
Me: [butchering a raw pork shoulder]
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 9, 2019
Child: Can I poke it?
Me: What?
Child: Can I poke it?
Me: Poke…poke the pork?
Child: Yes.
Me: WHY
Child: It looks squishy.
Me: It IS squishy.
Child:
Me:
[5 mins later]
Wife: WHY ARE YOU TWO POKING THE PORK
“Not sure what mommy said? Pea or pee? Hmmmm…I suppose it’s pee.”
My son is learning to shower:
— Mommy Narrated (@MommyNarrated) September 13, 2018
6: how much shampoo do I use?
Me: the size of a pea.
(Hears pump after pump being shot out of the jug)
Me: how much did you use? Sounds like a lot.
6: have you ever seen how much I pee in the morning?
Shampoo. Everywhere.
Looks like she’s gonna be mommy’s personal fashion police.
My daughter, who I grew from scratch in my own body, saw me wearing my new boots and said, "No. Hideous. Either they go, or I go."
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) January 14, 2019
Don't pressure me. I'm still deciding.
Kids are so unpredictable and you can’t help but ruffle their hair. Lift them up and give them a tight hug. Our kids in their innocence when they interact with us are teaching us how to love, and be happy as with time we’re so engrossed in our everyday life that we forget to enjoy the little moments. Moments of laughter, joy and love. Let’s just cherish these moments and make beautiful memories that will last a lifetime.
Oh my God! Never thought it this way.
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse
— Baron Sigmund III (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018
Kids have wild imaginations. No wonder how they come up with things like these.
https://twitter.com/crookedroads770/status/1005614417365557248
Okay…there’s a bigger mess.
Me: "Who got pee on the floor?"
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 24, 2019
5y.o: "Wait- did you say the floor or the wall?"
Me: "Floor."
5: "Oh- not me, then."
Well, this was unexpected, but on point somehow.
My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) August 26, 2018
Well ,mom, now you know why.
Wife: i’m concerned our toddler is obsessed with comic books.
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) January 3, 2019
Me: what makes you say that?
Daughter: [to our cat] what is your origin story?
Wife: see what I me-
Me: shhh I wanna hear our cats origin story.
We literally rolled on the floor laughing at these tremendously hilarious moments shared by these parents. I’m sure you did too. Feel free to share with us your child’s adorable innocent questions and reactions in the comments below. You know we love to hear from you. Don’t forget to share this with your friends for a good laugh!